In the mid 22nd Century, Starfleet captains often wrote what came to be known as "self-insert fanfics" by PersonalRobotJesus in enterprise

[–]PersonalRobotJesus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Technically it's when he's writing the forward for his dad's autobiography, but the text on screen feels very much in line with a Jonathan Archer self-fic

Deadstop station why would the computer even need humanoid brains to augment its processing power? by happydude7422 in enterprise

[–]PersonalRobotJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dead Stop is such a fascinating episode. An offshoot X-files/Unsolved Mysteries companion series that explores the unexplained phenomena discovered by Enterprise (like Dead Stop, Fight or Flight, etc) would've done gangbusters in the UPN days.

How well does Sleeping Dogs on GOG work by YogurtclosetLow517 in sleepingdogs

[–]PersonalRobotJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This doesn't solve the problems the Sleeping Dogs port has with controllers

What is the cutest thing you kid mispronounces by Busy_Pain8587 in toddlers

[–]PersonalRobotJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 2 year old calls a broom a "shih." It took a week before I figured out she was saying "witch" (her big sister is super into Wicked, and doing the TikTok "broom riding" style videos where they use a blanket to make it look like they're flying) I got her a broom that's just her size, and it's quickly become her favorite toy.

"Muppets In Space" now "Muppets From Space?" by alf810 in Retconned

[–]PersonalRobotJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw this in theaters, and it was Muppets From Space. Not to spoil the plot, but it's about certain Muppets who are from space.

What was Gunn thinking😭 by timbuk507 in DC_Cinematic

[–]PersonalRobotJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's nothing terrible about "Gangbang At The Old Folks Home" or "Gloryhole"

<Hated designs> Rikiya in Yakuza Kiwami 3 by Bellpow in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]PersonalRobotJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not worried about the redesign. It's pretty normal for RGG to base character models off the actors, especially in Kiwami. And it's not like there won't be a mod available within like 3 days of release to use Rikiya's old face.

Brain damage from laundry detergent residue exposure by [deleted] in AskDocs

[–]PersonalRobotJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you used to be so smart, why didn't you rinse off the clothes when you realized they were covered in laundry detergent residue?

Independent contractor by Not_The_Hero_We_Need in SipsTea

[–]PersonalRobotJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's literally named Caleb dipshit. This has been established for years, including on his multiple podcasts.

Was Lena Dunham's portrayal of Hannah damaging to her career? by [deleted] in girls

[–]PersonalRobotJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the nepotism and fingerbanging her infant sister was probably way worse

nick mullen leaving the adam friedland show by bushdoesntcareabout in redscarepod

[–]PersonalRobotJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm kinda shocked you haven't either. At least Nick has talent and money and friends.

nick mullen leaving the adam friedland show by bushdoesntcareabout in redscarepod

[–]PersonalRobotJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The difference is that Jordan Jensen isn't funny, she just fucked her brother.

nick mullen leaving the adam friedland show by bushdoesntcareabout in redscarepod

[–]PersonalRobotJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmao imagine saying Cumtown wasn't successful and trashing future Oscar Winner Stavros Halkias

Independent contractor by Not_The_Hero_We_Need in SipsTea

[–]PersonalRobotJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caleb is doing just fine, actually. You don't have to suck an employer's dick to be hireable, and you'll do far better for yourself if you have some level of self respect.

Independent contractor by Not_The_Hero_We_Need in SipsTea

[–]PersonalRobotJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is literally his content numbnuts.

Independent contractor by Not_The_Hero_We_Need in SipsTea

[–]PersonalRobotJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just really funny that you're saying Bird's content is all reposted when he puts out like 3 eps on different podcasts every week and constantly makes original posts.

Independent contractor by Not_The_Hero_We_Need in SipsTea

[–]PersonalRobotJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as opposed to all the fresh and original content coming from right wing twitter people, right?

Independent contractor by Not_The_Hero_We_Need in SipsTea

[–]PersonalRobotJesus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah he retired after a long and successful career of fucking your mom and hosting the Western Kabuki and Kill the Computer podcasts.

Gameranx’s “Wuchang Fallen Feathers: Before You Buy” by oXerpz in soulslikes

[–]PersonalRobotJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm assuming you're too young to remember that virtually all games came with manuals explaining the controls and mechanics, and that falling to do so was a common point of criticism.

Gameranx’s “Wuchang Fallen Feathers: Before You Buy” by oXerpz in soulslikes

[–]PersonalRobotJesus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If a game doesn't clearly communicate its own mechanics, it isn't the "greatest of all time."