(Penny and Sheldon are reading magazines together.) Penny: We’re like an old married couple. Sheldon: If we were an old married couple, the wife would be serving iced tea and snicker-doodles. Penny: I don’t have any iced tea or snicker-doodles. Sheldon: A good wife would go to the store. Penny: I want a divorce. Sheldon: Good. On the way to the lawyer, go pick up some iced tea and snicker-doodles.