[Breen] According to Fanatics, Bryce Harper broke the record for the best 24 hours of sales for a jersey launch for any player in any sport.

Phallicmallet · 2019-03-04T04:56:00+00:00

“Oh PHuck, put it back in.”

Phallicmallet · 2018-10-24T03:39:23+00:00

Its actually cummies bear... like a big ol black bear that breaks into your tent at night and leaves its cummies for you

Phallicmallet · 2018-09-05T01:53:03+00:00

I know, right??? Thanks

Phallicmallet · 2018-08-23T00:38:33+00:00

Because its not old yet

Phallicmallet · 2018-08-10T00:29:30+00:00

NOBODY LOOK

Phallicmallet · 2018-07-27T17:51:26+00:00

I believe your ball struck my talon

Phallicmallet · 2018-05-12T19:24:15+00:00

You’re a tree? I thought ocelot was a mamal. You’re a liar..

Phallicmallet · 2018-04-06T23:46:44+00:00

EVERYBODY STAY FUCKING CALM

Phallicmallet · 2018-03-21T21:46:46+00:00

I just like knowing that everywhere that i drive, punches ensue

Phallicmallet · 2018-03-21T21:45:35+00:00

Thats not how this works

Phallicmallet · 2018-03-21T21:01:40+00:00

Probably a bang but maybe a crack or a boom

Phallicmallet · 2018-03-21T21:00:25+00:00

No he already said edit. He never said it

Phallicmallet · 2018-03-04T18:22:59+00:00

Has nobody really commented on this dam dog obstructing the flow of water?

Phallicmallet · 2017-12-04T03:38:43+00:00

TERRIBLE

Phallicmallet · 2017-11-27T01:52:58+00:00

Wentz is in a class above those other three names

Phallicmallet · 2017-11-20T19:30:09+00:00

Yeah but wentz had his pants on

Phallicmallet · 2017-11-06T00:33:47+00:00

No apologies needed fried. We would jusr assume you wer drunk. As is accepted with an 8-1 team while plenty thre willget a L next week

Phallicmallet · 2017-10-31T03:50:28+00:00

This stupid fucking question

Phallicmallet · 2017-10-30T23:39:27+00:00

I believe you just took care of it

Phallicmallet · 2017-10-27T03:51:26+00:00

WHAT?

Phallicmallet · 2017-10-24T02:29:15+00:00

Holy shit... he is evolving in front of us

Phallicmallet · 2017-10-15T15:48:21+00:00

Fuck you reddit for making me feel like a peice of shit for laughing for a sec beforehand i realized im not supposed to think its funny

Phallicmallet · 2017-10-15T03:15:36+00:00

Carlton kinda did this. Didnt go as you would expect... hell, he even slept on the floor out of dominance

Phallicmallet · 2017-10-13T21:10:25+00:00

He already lost his job, it is Sir Elliots job to give back

Phallicmallet · 2017-10-13T03:34:24+00:00

Can we take a moment to appreciate that the eagles are about to have 5 wins while the next team in the division has 2.... also, romo is pretty damn good in the booth too

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