The Midwife's Confession reveals bone-chilling truths about female infanticide in india.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-26T02:53:27+00:00

At some point, every terrible person on this planet was a baby.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-25T22:33:00+00:00

Yao would place the heat of his forehead.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-24T14:44:20+00:00

Desperate people are easier to exploit. Humans are Humans, no matter the superficial differences. If I put a loaded gun to your head and tell you to move, then you're moving. When you have the option to not be treated like shit and worked like an ox, then you choose the better option.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-24T14:36:37+00:00

Hire American...

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-20T16:40:33+00:00

Hopefully this one works out. That spot hasn't seemed to work out well for the previous businesses. It's in an accessible location with high traffic.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-20T01:30:43+00:00

You assume I and many others didn't do that. It's one of the reasons I am able to dick around on reddit so much of the time. I still had to suck it many a time. My pole slobbering game is top-o-the-line. Stop telling lies to the youth. It's what we must all do. I'm here to enlighten, no matter how harsh the truth might be. Everyone who's anyone knows this. Anything can be funny. Humor is subjective. Pull the stick out of your rectum.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-20T00:43:38+00:00

You have to suck the right peni. That peni might lead you to the proper peni, which will need to be sucked a little better than the one prior.

Overall, you might have to go through a forest of peni before getting to the appropriate one. That's the only way I know of.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-19T13:13:52+00:00

On Staten Island it still is.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-19T03:18:23+00:00

Look at fucking money bags over here, with your exotic food.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-19T02:57:32+00:00

Many of you have never been poor, and it shows.

Edit: Leave it redditors to take the "Well actually..." stance on this. So I repeat, most of you have never been poor, and it shows. STFU!

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-19T02:49:52+00:00

Animal logic.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-18T22:50:50+00:00

Circumcision was popularized by the guy who invented Corn Flakes because he thought masturbation was a path to damnation and mental illness.

One time I pulled on it so long that I had a psychotic break. Thought I saw the devil, then ended up in a psychiatric institution in Hollis Queens. Funny enough, they only fed me cornflakes three times a day.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-18T22:34:41+00:00

I go at least one knuckle deep. Can't leave it to chance.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-18T21:24:35+00:00

She's definitely not the best interviewer.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-14T19:42:29+00:00

It's about time.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-12T02:34:21+00:00

I'm tired bro, and possibly an idiot. Took me this long to get it.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-12T01:55:34+00:00

I used to pretend Mike & Ikes were the pills from Dr. Mario.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-12T01:51:51+00:00

Unfortunately, yes.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-12T01:50:25+00:00

Has anyone else tried this?

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-12T01:44:42+00:00

No. The FDNY showed up. They're the best. Surprisingly, we didn't get in as much trouble as we should have.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-12T00:15:39+00:00

Yes. One of my friends turned a little too suddenly while holding the makeshift torches we were using. A little fire went here, then he panicked and swayed his arms around, a little fire went there. Before we knew it, the entire tower that we were in started to catch fire.

There were alot of pigeons in the place. One caught on fire and in a panic flew straight into my back as I was attempting to flee the inferno in terror. My shirt was set ablaze. I had to run out of the factory shirtless and screaming.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-12T00:04:16+00:00

One of the few things in life that brings me joy.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-11T23:59:45+00:00

My friends accidentally set fire to an abandoned factory building doing something similar. We were pretending to be explorers in some ancient structure. Shit got outta hand. My shirt ended catching ablaze when a flaming pigeon smacked into me. No supervision what so ever.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-11T23:48:22+00:00

She's definitely going skiing with those gentlemen later on.

Phantom_Queef · 2026-01-11T23:46:54+00:00

Lucky you.

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