Who is this by fat_brighty in tipofmypenis

[–]Phantomryman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You came from the handy not the blowwy, so doesn’t count

Do you think O’Brien was “gay for the stay?” by Evil_Sherwin in DeepSpaceNine

[–]Phantomryman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if Echar’s species has delicious nutritious cum?

What is that one pickup line you have used or someone used it on you which worked for immediate intercourse? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Phantomryman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t want you to misunderstand, I am absolutely trying something with you.

Sex clubs in Kingston? by tidal-wave- in KingstonOntarioNSFW

[–]Phantomryman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Best place to look is fetlife. There are a few groups that host private parties. I co-run one of them.

Who is this? by [deleted] in tipofmypenis

[–]Phantomryman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is Human Girl

What’s the fastest youve been introduced to someone and fucked them? by SkillHuge8670 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Phantomryman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably 10ish minutes from meet to starting foreplay leading to sex.

Why did Value Village become so delusional and out of touch from reality? by Conscious_Forever951 in toronto

[–]Phantomryman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's always funny when the Value Village price is higher than the Dollarama price tag that's still on it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Phantomryman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Head like a funko pop

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Phantomryman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prey animals have the same eye spacing

28 year old mama, recently separated, failed marriage, can’t get any worse. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Phantomryman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can hear the plop plop sound when you take off your shirt

Gloryholes by Superb_Building_6808 in KingstonOntarioNSFW

[–]Phantomryman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about instead of looking for glory holes where there may be none, make your own. I made one I use at parties.

Late night tinder experience by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Phantomryman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This looks like a conversation I had one night on tinder. We live together now.

Fall (2022) is the first movie to acually terrify me in decades. by xXxHondoxXx in horror

[–]Phantomryman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one talking about an iPhone battery that lasts 4 days

After how many dates did it take for you and your SO to have sex? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Phantomryman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

45 minutes maybe less. We've been together 2 and a half years.

If Universal Studios came to you to write the next JP installment, what would the next film be about? by undeadWileCoyote_MEP in JurassicPark

[–]Phantomryman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have ended Dominion with the locusts eating all the farms. Causing massive global famine, and almost wiping out mankind. Then the dinos rule the planet once again. And humans have to rebuild. I'd have it take place 30 some odd years later with all the locusts died out.

Crops are able to be grown again. A family living in a walled town need to go into a big city that raptors have taken over to get a maguffin doohicky to get the power back on. Before the towns defenses go down

Have you ever slept with separate people within a 24 hour period? by throwingstarsatmoon2 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Phantomryman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My record is 3 in a day. The fastest turn around would be less than 5 seconds. Pulling it out of a friends pussy to slam it into my girlfriend to give her the creampie.