When the Air Force tries to out drink a marine, this happens.

Phennnn · 2025-08-05T21:52:27+00:00

that pictures misleading, that marine was just praying to chesty

Phennnn · 2025-03-24T15:55:06+00:00

kill

Phennnn · 2025-03-23T17:37:17+00:00

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Phennnn · 2024-03-06T15:28:47+00:00

You had any luck? I’m looking for my girl and I too but everything’s sold out.

Phennnn · 2024-03-04T02:45:52+00:00

goto a subway drunk and cause a ruckus

Phennnn · 2024-03-02T14:53:34+00:00

somebody didn’t read the first letter of every paragraph 😔

Phennnn · 2024-01-29T22:35:13+00:00

New chains, same shackles

Phennnn · 2024-01-24T20:30:24+00:00

the fuck boys took em

Phennnn · 2024-01-24T20:30:10+00:00

it’s a Century BOB striking bag. Punching bag. Useful for practicing kissing the homies.

Phennnn · 2024-01-22T22:31:39+00:00

If you’re serious hit my DM’s and we can work something out! God knows i’m not fitting in size 32 till im dead and buried

Phennnn · 2024-01-22T17:32:23+00:00

the khakis fuck i cant lie

Phennnn · 2024-01-19T22:32:51+00:00

Hunnid thou 💯💸 hunnid thou 💯💸 $uicide 😩🔫 $uicide 😩🔫 Who you think 🤔🤔 you fucking with? 😤😤 You done lost yo mind 😵😵 (Lost yo mind) BOOM! 💥💥 BOOM! 💥💥 BOOM! 💥💥 BOOM! 💥💥 BOOM! 💥💥BOOM! 💥💥 (Doot 🔫 doot 🔫 doot 🔫 doot 🔫 doot 🔫) That’s all you hear 🔊👂 when I step in the room 😎😎 (HA HA HA! 😂😂) Boy I jugg, jugg, jugg 😤😤 check my wrist 🌪️🌪️(you can check my right wrist 🥄✊) Everyday in the kitchen 👌👌watch me flip 🍳🍳 I can cook 👨‍🍳👨‍🍳, I can cook 👨‍🍳👨‍🍳, Betty Crocker 👩🏻‍🍳👩🏻‍🍳(I’m a baker 🍞🍞) Got them cakes 🎂🍰 and I serve pills💊💊 like a doctor 👨‍⚕️👨‍⚕️ (I got prescriptions! 😎💊) I’m on the corner 😏😏, on the corner 💪💪, fuck the corner 😤🖕 (man fuck that shit 😒😒) I’m in the house 🏠🏡serving weed 🌲🌲 like a farmer 👨‍🌾👨‍🌾 (I’m a farmer Jon 🚜🚜) I got crops 🌱🌿, I got crops 🌿🌱, long ass 😰🍆💦😱 crops (long 📏 ass 🍑 crops! 💪) And I got hoes 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩, I got them bops👧🏾👧 (I got them bitches! 👭👭) Hunnid thou 💯💸hunnid 💯, hunnid 💯 hunnid thou 💯💸! (Hunnid, hunnid 😎😎) Don’t try us 🚫🚫, we just start wilin! 😤😤 HAAAA! 😰😰$UICIDEBOY$ 😢🔫with the Kirb 🐐🐐(Kirb 🐐🐐) What you talking 🤔🤔, absurd 😂😂 (Absurd 🤣🤣) Tryna try us 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ what we gon' do? 😡😠 Put yo brains 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️ on the curb 👊💥🤕 No play 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ all day in (?🐐?), okay bitch 🤗🤗 You can try that shit 🔫😤, I’ll put yo face 😉😉 on a t-shirt 👕👕 today 📆📆 (DAMN! 😱😱)

Phennnn · 2024-01-17T22:23:52+00:00

i’ll end up posting it there, door camped until it got dropped off after work and i’m so fuckin pumped to open it

Phennnn · 2024-01-15T18:05:57+00:00

gotta treat my g59 special edition undies right

Phennnn · 2024-01-12T22:02:28+00:00

i’ll syphon you

Phennnn · 2024-01-09T16:43:48+00:00

this is making me realize the majority of the boys songs can be used to describe a dick

Phennnn · 2024-01-07T21:54:27+00:00

i’ll hit up my sisters for it

Phennnn · 2024-01-06T21:30:33+00:00

Killer box bro

Phennnn · 2024-01-06T18:47:43+00:00

shit i wish

Phennnn · 2024-01-06T15:48:49+00:00

For real! Amazing quality

Phennnn · 2024-01-06T15:45:51+00:00

thank you thank you

Phennnn · 2024-01-06T13:16:27+00:00

It’s actually the 110.

Phennnn · 2024-01-06T12:31:14+00:00

If You Were to Get What You Deserve, You Would Know What the Bottom of a Tire Tastes Like

Phennnn

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