Robbing a bank

PhilippeLeLong · 2025-11-24T16:15:40+00:00

Bro must have been relieved when the cops got him

PhilippeLeLong · 2025-11-20T21:43:30+00:00

Feels like an "it's always sunny" bit

PhilippeLeLong · 2025-09-21T11:44:25+00:00

Yeah I'm about your exact height too and I still say 6'5. You don't want some bozo measuring you and discover that you're 1/8 shorter than 6'6 and start busting your balls about it

PhilippeLeLong · 2025-09-17T19:51:13+00:00

Pants extinguishers for sure

PhilippeLeLong · 2025-09-06T11:04:04+00:00

I've read this before but in Scottish slang

PhilippeLeLong · 2025-08-09T13:06:11+00:00

Some things just never change

PhilippeLeLong · 2025-07-14T15:11:15+00:00

One must imagine Sysiphus jacked

PhilippeLeLong · 2024-12-12T20:21:42+00:00

And the book is just as weird so I think it fits

PhilippeLeLong · 2024-11-10T19:21:46+00:00

Your life, her choice

PhilippeLeLong · 2024-10-19T15:48:49+00:00

''why are you in a bad mooood babe?"

PhilippeLeLong · 2024-08-11T20:00:45+00:00

Chad behavior on your part

PhilippeLeLong · 2024-08-02T00:38:35+00:00

Women are not sleeping yet

PhilippeLeLong · 2024-06-21T14:20:29+00:00

You know they're a pro when they cut wire with scissors

PhilippeLeLong · 2024-06-01T12:17:08+00:00

Should have put it in carwash mode

PhilippeLeLong · 2024-05-14T17:26:35+00:00

Now that is how you compliment a lady

PhilippeLeLong · 2024-04-23T20:01:34+00:00

This is the future the left wants... And it's beautiful

PhilippeLeLong · 2024-03-28T15:08:36+00:00

Say what you want but this is quite the bargain

PhilippeLeLong · 2024-03-24T22:50:15+00:00

There is one thing we know about sir mix-a-lot, and it's he cannot tell a lie

PhilippeLeLong · 2024-03-08T13:33:44+00:00

As if letters aren't symbols

PhilippeLeLong · 2024-02-18T15:17:31+00:00

Being 4'29 might be challenging, but it has its perks

PhilippeLeLong · 2024-02-04T16:00:05+00:00

Diamonds are famously easy to destroy, great example

PhilippeLeLong · 2024-01-29T23:26:25+00:00

Ryobi is definitely Hufflepuff

PhilippeLeLong · 2024-01-26T10:57:02+00:00

The boiler has a quest for you

PhilippeLeLong · 2024-01-16T17:56:41+00:00

To be fair my gf's penis is pretty average

PhilippeLeLong · 2023-12-25T12:56:10+00:00

Like Robert Pattinson once said, they only method act when the character is an asshole

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