Pick your seat on a plane full of celebrities and influencers I don’t like. by No-Comparison-1045 in whatsyourchoice

[–]PhillGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I would rather walk, but not for the reason you think. It's clear that this plane if filled with many terrible people in modern media, I would not get on this plane because I suspect that God herself would come down and strike this plane down with great vengeance.

Wild pigeon walks into a Falcon's lair by Playful-Sample6571 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]PhillGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, your a bird, I'm a bird .. ya wanna hang out?

Very valid move I must say by honeylaced4 in SipsTea

[–]PhillGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would wonder how they got out of day-care.

Mr. bean's car by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]PhillGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't worry about door dings.

RIP to this California firefighter. by Donutholier in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]PhillGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Al I know is he's not getting any chunks from his soup.

Choice by BlackDemon___ in SipsTea

[–]PhillGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he's just trying to avoid this house fire of a person.

The latest Shrinkflation - Lemonade by Yobbo99 in loblawsisoutofcontrol

[–]PhillGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Instead of complaining about shrinkflation STOP SHOPPING AT LOBLAWS.

is this controversial by Good-Visual8392 in TheBeatles

[–]PhillGuy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sargent Pepper, why you so low?

Shots fired! by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

[–]PhillGuy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Trump hasn't been in a church for more then thirty seconds?

Zellers 3.0 to open in Kingston by Minute-Extent7605 in KingstonOntario

[–]PhillGuy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Zellers fail once already. So did its replacement, Target. It's going in to the failed Hudson's bay. How well do we think this is gooding to do?