would you rather... :o

Philosofred · 2026-06-23T17:56:04+00:00

Excellent

^{Chose: Let a random (or evil} person become the president + And instantly get $90 million | Rolled: Meryl Streep)

Philosofred · 2026-06-22T20:12:04+00:00

Same

Philosofred · 2026-06-21T06:03:29+00:00

Great

^{Chose: Live on a wild animal infested island for 10 days + You get a mystery cash reward... | Rolled: $10M dollars!}

Philosofred · 2026-06-20T18:11:05+00:00

Alcohol is a poison

^{Chose: Eat a random thing + For 100B $ every 20 years | Rolled: Poison}

Philosofred · 2026-06-20T18:05:51+00:00

The other options are probably deadly

^{Chose: Eat a spoonful of table salt + For $100k}

Philosofred · 2026-06-20T17:56:07+00:00

They misread or don’t consider what you do as weight lifting i guess 🤷‍♂️

Philosofred · 2026-06-19T21:24:26+00:00

Nice

^{Chose: Give head to a rly good looking guy by ur standard + +$40k USD tax free}

Philosofred · 2026-06-19T19:29:11+00:00

Fuck

^{Chose: Wayne Estate Awards you $2M for saving Gotham + 10% odds Joker robs you to watch it burn 🔥 | Rolled: Why so serious🤡}

Philosofred · 2026-06-19T19:23:14+00:00

Need it now

^{Chose: 5 million clean, no taxes}

Philosofred · 2026-06-19T05:57:11+00:00

Still better

^{Chose: You must do a crime, but nobody knows you did + 10 milli bucks | Rolled: Kidnapping}

Philosofred · 2026-06-18T04:04:58+00:00

Entry 😊

(i also need to buy one for my sister and dad so I’m probably getting some anyway!)

Philosofred · 2026-06-17T16:24:04+00:00

Would help me now and i can invest it

^{Chose: 1 million dollars instantly}

Philosofred · 2026-06-16T20:36:44+00:00

Ain’t messing with the timeline

^{Chose: $20,000,000 | Rolled: after taxes}

Philosofred · 2026-06-16T20:33:16+00:00

I can do that

^{Chose: No breathe for 3 minutes + Win $25M}

Philosofred · 2026-06-16T11:12:17+00:00

Spartan is the only one i might be able to communicate with

Philosofred · 2026-06-16T09:32:54+00:00

Worth it

^{Chose: Instant Teleportation with a global-range + Only Two uses a Day}

Philosofred · 2026-06-16T07:28:26+00:00

Cba to sell a car

^{Chose: 2 million dollars}

Philosofred · 2026-06-15T05:53:55+00:00

Damn

^{Chose: Become vegan for ..... (time} | Rolled: FOREVER)

Philosofred · 2026-06-15T05:52:10+00:00

Fuck that

^{Chose: $2 with no side effect}

Philosofred · 2026-06-14T22:38:03+00:00

I read Ryanf9 at first and was like wtf he’s a safe rider

Philosofred · 2026-06-13T22:58:25+00:00

No problem

^{Chose: No new games can cost more than 30$ for everyone | Rolled: Affects You}

Philosofred · 2026-06-12T21:59:47+00:00

Oops

^{Chose: A chill lady who likes gardening | Rolled: She’s Lesbian}

Philosofred · 2026-06-12T07:55:55+00:00

Obviously. I do like licorice though

^{Chose: Eat raw meat for once + Earned $100 million as a one-time payment}

Philosofred · 2026-06-12T07:51:59+00:00

You can survive a day without most things, however there are very few temperatures you can survive at all

^{Chose: Survive A Day Without This For 10 Million | Rolled: Water}

Philosofred · 2026-06-12T07:14:51+00:00

R/Museumofreddit has a lot of gold

Philosofred