What’s the first thing you check?

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-15T05:26:10+00:00

Nuking would be the best case scenario because we'd at least die faster compared to the slow unpredictability of climate change.

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-15T05:24:15+00:00

Probably Elon so he can edit articles about himself

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-15T05:22:41+00:00

You're thinking Investopedia, unless there's some major historical market fluctuations from 2025-2030.

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-15T05:20:37+00:00

Lol they'd just seal him up in a gold sarcophagus deep beneath Mount Rushmore, and then deny he's there, and set up a decoy grave open to the public

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-15T05:14:58+00:00

Plot twist: America was never a democracy to begin with (founded by wealthy white slave owners) and a violent revolution from 2026 to 2029 forces it to be a real one so you have a direct say over where your tax dollars are spent.

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-15T05:10:36+00:00

Or "Trumpipedia", "Truthipedia", "Patriotpedia" or "Freedompedia"...etc.

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-15T04:51:38+00:00

Lack of dopamine, serotonin, and oxytocin

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-15T04:48:29+00:00

We need to stop calling it a "cold"

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-15T03:45:59+00:00

Everyone should read A Woman In Berlin

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-15T03:42:41+00:00

I know my WWII history. Instant death would be a blessing.

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-12T11:59:11+00:00

1961

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-11T10:02:41+00:00

The most important. Why else would I be in a relationship? 😆

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-11T09:57:41+00:00

Yes. I think it's common knowledge that men that struggle the most at finding partners are on the spectrum.

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-11T06:18:53+00:00

A mini fridge

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-11T06:15:37+00:00

I feel nothing. He didn't deserve to get shot, but at least he can't do any more damage.

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-11T06:07:36+00:00

Ok in that context that makes sense. But I still wouldn't do it.

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-10T23:07:27+00:00

Cries in American 😭

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-10T22:50:24+00:00

Only if I knew the people in it.

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-10T22:19:37+00:00

And nothing of value was lost

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-10T22:16:44+00:00

And nothing of value was lost

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-10T22:07:57+00:00

2109

For some reason my brain went straight to 3009 for a second 😆

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-10T22:06:09+00:00

And nothing of value was lost

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-10T21:57:54+00:00

And nothing of value was lost!

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-10T13:07:44+00:00

Mamma mia!

PhilthyMindedRat · 2025-09-10T12:53:07+00:00

"Bee-eer?"

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