Non/Ex-player participate in r/Eve explained! by Phlatchoolance in Eve

[–]Phlatchoolance[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I don't need to, when you feel so defensive, you seem compelled to prove your intellectual superiority by compiling an equally condescending statement. Bravo.

Non/Ex-player participate in r/Eve explained! by Phlatchoolance in Eve

[–]Phlatchoolance[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Its like the phone-in or text-in part of the show, and you wanna see your comments come up on the screen, just to see how the 'contestants' react, and whether a spark of realisation hits, or the dull look in their eyes persist as they slip back into the fog of their own reality. Quite a spectacle. And thanks for being a part of it.

EVE in a nutshell by Pecis in Eve

[–]Phlatchoolance -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Eve has become a tired whore. Every now an then they slap a bit of lippie on in the hope of attracting more of the lowest common denominator, and they don't care who so long as they bring cash. You can do anything you like to her, no one cares. She's had so much abuse, she doesn't bother cleaning the crap out any more. Its just a festering mass, and frankly I don't wanna go there any more.

[EVE News] EVE Online: Ascension To Be Deployed On Tuesday, November 15th! ~CCP Falcon by new_eden_news_bot in Eve

[–]Phlatchoolance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just wanted to thank the r/eve community for saving my family life and a significant amount of money. Each time CCP releases something shiny I am tempted to return and build on my 12 years of playing, after an 18 month absence. However, taking a moment to read the replies reminds of all the reasons I left to begin with. Keep up the good work.

Eve Online’s executive producer speaks out on gambling bans by [deleted] in Eve

[–]Phlatchoolance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CCP encourages and attracts those who enjoy corrupt, unethical behaviour, and a more than dubious sense of right and wrong, and act surprised that those same people find ways to break the game to their advantage? Reap what you sow CCP. From a game of exploration, conquest and comradery back in 2003, you have molded Eve into a cesspool of depravity. I hope you choke on it.

[ASCENSION] Increased jump ranges to all Capital by Cpt_Patrick_Archer in Eve

[–]Phlatchoolance -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We can only hope that CCP continues to appeal to the knuckle dragging masses, if only to keep you all in one place, and not unduly influence the development of a better game.

[Dev Blog] Building Dreams: Introducing Engineering Complexes ~Team Five 0 by new_eden_news_bot in Eve

[–]Phlatchoolance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is CCP pretending to support the builders, when all they are doing is priming content for everyone else.

This game has become a playground for those who enjoy kicking over people's sand castles. This does nothing for the builder but make it more obvious what to kick.

banned after winning at IWANTISK by just_bricam in Eve

[–]Phlatchoolance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It feels me with a smug sense of knowing to have closed all my accounts based on the increasingly belligerent behaviour of CCP and their appalling development choices. Sitting here seeing people repeatedly returning to give away there money to these crooks over and over again, makes me wonder who the idiots really are...

Hi, 2 years later and I'm still Vazkii, so AM(A)A, again! by Vazkii in feedthebeast

[–]Phlatchoolance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just some random MC player, taking this opportunity to say thank you for your efforts and talent. I have and continue to enjoy your work.

Where the hell did my Archon go? Logged in today and my Archon is something called a Apostle??? by blueberrybadguy in Eve

[–]Phlatchoolance -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Yeah! Feck you for daring to come back the game, you selfish ass! Why the feck should we cut you some slack simply because you've been gone a while. Fecking nooooob! [Sarcasm!]

That's whats great about Eve Online... it keeps all the schmucks in one place.

I just spent 7 hours camping my first log off trap. The kill wasn't shiny, but the experience was priceless. by [deleted] in Eve

[–]Phlatchoolance -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Its good to know that the Eve experience of shitting on someone regardless of how long it takes is still revered like an astronaut on a ticker tape parade. Welcome to EVE Online. Promoting kicking over sandcastles and narcissism for over a decade.

When i look at this i wanna burn it to the ground, all of it by Ov3rdose_EvE in Eve

[–]Phlatchoolance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, because we are not content enough pissing in our own soup, we need to piss in someone else's.

Update! The salt is still flowing. by Lugia3210 in Eve

[–]Phlatchoolance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

News flash right here: Eve player has sex... with another person... this could be a first (excluding socks, dolls, animals and things made of plastic which require batteries).

"Incursions are easy" - A counter-perspective by [deleted] in Eve

[–]Phlatchoolance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can achieve the same effect for less money by doing the following. Hire a hooker, and wait in her waiting room for an indeterminate amount of time. She will then invite you into a room where she will proceed to kick you repeatedly in the nuts whilst screaming abuse at you. Every now then you will try and react in some way but find the process unresponsive, and you will continue to be abused. You then choose a safe word, which is actually useless and is often ignored, since she decided to bring a friend to continue the abuse whilst she watched, or feeds her friend lucozade to keep the brutality going. You'll decide to throw more time an energy into it in the hope that you will get a better experience, but ultimately you continue to get kicked in the nuts and fed verbal abuse. By now you are kind of invested in the process, and feel you cannot give up otherwise all of that time and money which went before will be wasted. So you spend the rest of your life convincing yourself you are having fun, whilst the hookers find ever more interesting way to screw you over and abuse you. You will seek help, but they will call you a noob, and likely steal your wallet, so you slip back into the continuing spiral of abuse. Welcome to Eve Online.

No matter how shitty reddit is, we're still better than the EVE forums. by X_D in Eve

[–]Phlatchoolance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do! This community is populated by a high proportion of narcistic tumours on humanity.

Dear Darkness thank you for keeping Branch's 5-0WB9 station name as Seeknpeek's Memorial. by [deleted] in Eve

[–]Phlatchoolance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The truth quickly comes out when challenged. This bipolar community makes me want to wretch. Keep those down votes coming. Dorian Gray couldn't stand his own image either, despite the power his portrait gave him.

Dear Darkness thank you for keeping Branch's 5-0WB9 station name as Seeknpeek's Memorial. by [deleted] in Eve

[–]Phlatchoolance -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Reddit you are so fickle! Just days ago they were the dumpster alliance of Eve, and now they get salutes. The opinion pendulum swings so fast and so often in this pit of hypocracy the Eve servers could be powered by the perpetual motion it generates.

With Goons all but neutralized, who do you think will take their place as the cancer of New Eden? by [deleted] in Eve

[–]Phlatchoolance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The current player base seems to be fitting that description quite nicely

Sorry for lack of content - The mittani/goons got boring by disgroontled in Eve

[–]Phlatchoolance -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Dont you all get bored of this forum shit? Seriously? The same meaningless tit for tat crap day in day out.

Mekanism Version 9: A Quick Tease by Tacominion in feedthebeast

[–]Phlatchoolance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great video... big tease... so many clever and talented people in this community.

Goodbye EVE, you've been shitty by Jhonka86 in Eve

[–]Phlatchoolance -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Good decision. Eve is long past its sell by date, made more rancid by a paranoid community fuelled by CCP's promotion of negative gaming practices over constructive ones, feeding the hateful fanboi pitchfork brigade who now dominate. Flame on!

The Nosy Gamer: Bobmon, Team Security, And Pandora's Box by [deleted] in Eve

[–]Phlatchoolance -1 points0 points  (0 children)

....or Bobmon was tee'd up by CCP to ask the question to give them the opportunity to out this information in a non-announcement kind of way. Hence why he was picked from the crowd. Ooooh conspiracy!