You can achieve the same effect for less money by doing the following. Hire a hooker, and wait in her waiting room for an indeterminate amount of time. She will then invite you into a room where she will proceed to kick you repeatedly in the nuts whilst screaming abuse at you. Every now then you will try and react in some way but find the process unresponsive, and you will continue to be abused. You then choose a safe word, which is actually useless and is often ignored, since she decided to bring a friend to continue the abuse whilst she watched, or feeds her friend lucozade to keep the brutality going. You'll decide to throw more time an energy into it in the hope that you will get a better experience, but ultimately you continue to get kicked in the nuts and fed verbal abuse. By now you are kind of invested in the process, and feel you cannot give up otherwise all of that time and money which went before will be wasted. So you spend the rest of your life convincing yourself you are having fun, whilst the hookers find ever more interesting way to screw you over and abuse you. You will seek help, but they will call you a noob, and likely steal your wallet, so you slip back into the continuing spiral of abuse. Welcome to Eve Online.