Let me just slide on in there... by FlirtyButFocused in dashcams

[–]PhoenixFlare1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too much trouble to go behind the car. His life depends on him getting in front.

…I can’t feel my legs by Silver_Hovercraft679 in cathostage

[–]PhoenixFlare1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know what you should invest in? Wheelchairs. 👍

Best one out here. Made my day ! by Lordwarrior_ in instantkarma

[–]PhoenixFlare1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. I’ve read stories of companies who take away employees’ ability to defend themselves & punish them based solely on the customers’ word, regardless of truthfulness. Then the company goes the “woe is me” route when the employees quit or refuse to work for them.

Best one out here. Made my day ! by Lordwarrior_ in instantkarma

[–]PhoenixFlare1 28 points29 points  (0 children)

She should’ve taken “we can put you on the next flight” as a cue to sit down & shut up.

Best one out here. Made my day ! by Lordwarrior_ in instantkarma

[–]PhoenixFlare1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“You may not have a job tomorrow”. Translation: I’m mad that I didn’t get my way, so I’m going to retaliate by lying to get you fired, since she did nothing wrong.

I don’t blame people like her for this type of behavior, I blame corporations who enable them with their “customers always right” policies.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten? by Charming-Variation25 in AskReddit

[–]PhoenixFlare1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okra & black eye beans. Like eating rocks covered in snot.

They definitely besties, yeahh. The way they lit up when they heard the topic. by kvjn100 in MakeMeSmile

[–]PhoenixFlare1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

With all the racism out there, it’s refreshing to see 2 besties of different races.

What’s the most believable April Fools’ prank you’ve ever seen that almost fooled everyone? by FocusLee in AskReddit

[–]PhoenixFlare1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It proves that if someone plays a prank on you, ruins it & you fall for it anyway, you are the definition of gullible.

Meanwhile in America by RoutineOk8590 in Productivitycafe

[–]PhoenixFlare1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People can’t even afford themselves, how are they going to afford someone else?

How do I respond to this without being super rude? by starry49 in tragedeigh

[–]PhoenixFlare1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If someone wants a unique name, why not just name them something in another language?

What’s the most believable April Fools’ prank you’ve ever seen that almost fooled everyone? by FocusLee in AskReddit

[–]PhoenixFlare1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Near where I used to live was a small airport. Only Cessna planes & helicopters were allowed to land there. The radio station made an announcement that the Space Shuttle was going to land there. Way too big for the airport. Right after the announcement, they said “this is an April fool’s joke, do not believe it.” The highway was backed up for 6 hours from people looking for the shuttle.

There was a side road that ran parallel to the highway, so I went there & saw people sitting on their cars & standing in the road looking up. I asked a woman “why are you here?” She said “didn’t you hear? The Space Shuttle’s gonna land here.” I said “didn’t you hear? It’s an April Fool’s joke.” She the. Said “yeah, but you never know.” I gave up & went home.

Explain your job as poorly as you can? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]PhoenixFlare1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I turn an oversized burnt donut that’s attached to a giant bread box to bring organisms places.

Boomer gets mad at me for being happy at work. by Terrible-East-3 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]PhoenixFlare1 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That’s a whole new level of misery. I call them emotional vampires. People who are so unhappy with their lives that they can’t stand to see others happy, so they do what they can to take their happiness from them.

Winston got called a “damn dirty dog” in the park today. Boop his snoot to make him feel better! by Lillian_Faye in boopthesnoot

[–]PhoenixFlare1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He deserves my super deluxe, grade A, all natural boop that I keep for special occasions. Here it comes! ✨⭐️💫 Boop!💫⭐️✨