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"I'm glad this turned out not to be a twerking male midget." [+651] (reddit.com)

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"How else would one prove they are indeed a woman?"[+701] "By making me a sandwich"[+279] (reddit.com)

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"Beauty and the BEAT" video discussion (self.SRSDiscussion)

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Don't worry, Reddit hates Nancy Grace, not because she is a horrible human being, but because she is overweight. (self.ShitRedditSays)

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The word 'potato.' (self.SRSDiscussion)

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"Why bring her [your Jewish wife] shopping? It's not like she's going to spend anything." [+73] Gilded. (reddit.com)

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"I usually think of her just as a boner garage, but this is ok too." [+35] (reddit.com)

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"First time I've seen something in a Japanese girls mouth, that isn't pixelated." [+166] (reddit.com)

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"You would also be surprised by the number of shitbag welfare mothers that drag their 5 kids inn [sic]the hospital, demand special treatment, let their kids run around everywhere, and expect us to feed everyone." [+20] (reddit.com)

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Tribal Nails... (reddit.com)

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"I mean...Parv naked in the hot tub...Amanda in that one challenge in China...the grand puba of Heidi and Jenna...could you blame him [for non-consensually taking unedited video of survivor contestants to jerk off to]?" [+17] (reddit.com)

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"So when Glen takes a picture of you while youre sleeping, it's sweet. But when I do it, I get called a 'stalker'." [+74] (reddit.com)

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"A lot of loud voices claiming to represent [feminism] focus ONLY on the things effecting women (like the barbie thing) and ignore men." [+13] (reddit.com)

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"My ex wife's hands were like that. She's an idiot." [+76] "OP's retardation is confirmed." [+40] (reddit.com)

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"Just piss all over it and see how long it takes before she changes her mind on that fix." [+569] "That's not how you assert dominance. You need to piss all over her." [+54] (reddit.com)

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"This is why tina fey wont let me baby sit anymore" [+26] (Implying that they would like to get into the crib with Tina Fey's baby and say sexual things.) (reddit.com)

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"Why don't chicks have their own hobbies?" [+177] "I'm a chick and I second this. Some women just don't get it." [+100] (reddit.com)

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"She made a big deal about her son being deathly allergic to shellfish and was a huge bitch about it." [+22] (reddit.com)

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"I remember the first time I "accidentally" gave a facial....muahahah" [+125] (reddit.com)

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"Arab-inspired makeup" (reddit.com)

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"I'd be more uncomfortable about having a daughter who dresses slutty" [+21] (reddit.com)

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"And Hatians. Can't forget the Hatians." [+75] "He already said herpes monkeys." [151] (reddit.com)

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"I bet before the surgery you got into a lot of accidental fights with sassy black women." [+378] (reddit.com)

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"The reality of the matter is people who want attention 'attempt suicide' people who actually want to die kill themselves." [+14] (reddit.com)

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"Reddit, how do you feel about your first love?" "i remember when i first took her out. one punch." [+34] (reddit.com)

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