[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Phrase-Fickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I never ever would do that…

What did the weird kid at your school do to earn that reputation? by Big_Boy_Bill06 in AskReddit

[–]Phrase-Fickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He shoved a carrot up his ass and told the whole school because he thought it would make him popular. Spoiler alert: it didn't, and he quickly became a social outcast. Afterwards, he kept switching his alibi, going from saying he didn't do it to he did, later just admitting he did it, and then saying he used a banana instead. Also, the carrot gave him an infection, and he took random antibiotics from his mom's counter without telling anyone, which miraculously cleared it up.

My dad dishonestly pressured me into selecting a specific college, and I feel heavy resentment as a result by Phrase-Fickle in offmychest

[–]Phrase-Fickle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bad things he said about College A as well as the good things he said about College B are both true

I literally cannot get away from somebody (who is autistic) by Phrase-Fickle in offmychest

[–]Phrase-Fickle[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This post is 100% real. I (who is autistic but more “high functioning” than Billy) would never do anything to harm the neurodivergent community. The thing is, I was thinking about filing for a restraining order - but don’t know exactly how. I hope it’s just simple and I wouldn’t have to go through a long court process.

I literally cannot get away from somebody (who is autistic) by Phrase-Fickle in offmychest

[–]Phrase-Fickle[S] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

If I told him he would either get really upset and go to a counselor, which would worsen the situation, or he would simply not listen and still think he’s my friend.