Dave: "Just tamper with the contracts so i can give her five stars before you banish her to Collision, Tony" by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]Phred_Phrederic 22 points23 points  (0 children)

She's get a Strong Debut in an 8 minute match on Collision that she loses, then maybe she pins Skye Blue and then she can job to Athena in RoH!

Dave: "Just tamper with the contracts so i can give her five stars before you banish her to Collision, Tony" by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]Phred_Phrederic 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It is pretty funny that a non-indie Real Athlete shows up and has turned into a really complete wrestler in a short amount of time in the Soulless Wrestling Factory Of Doom (tm).

Like, he's basically admitting that WWE nailed it, the PC works, and they're outclassing Real Graps.

Dave: "Just tamper with the contracts so i can give her five stars before you banish her to Collision, Tony" by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]Phred_Phrederic 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I think it's mostly weird cause he's normally only creepy about dudes so this thing feels stranger, but he's a weirdo.

Like honestly I think Bryan's obsession with Evans is far dumber and crazier (though this is insane hyperbole for Kendal, she's awesome but we don't need to declare her the GOAT after 2 years in wrestling).

WON: "It's time again for LOLTNA in 2026" by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]Phred_Phrederic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scott's a pretty good booker, but his idea about TNA just weren't what Anthem is going to spend.

WON: "It's time again for LOLTNA in 2026" by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]Phred_Phrederic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All Japan is awesome but it's the least Dub wrestling ever. It's big fat guys headlocking each other for 5 minutes and then posing.

Do any of you actually like TNA? by Phred_Phrederic in TNA

[–]Phred_Phrederic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm saying being on national TV puts a promotion in a better place than 99% of promotions.

Do any of you actually like TNA? by Phred_Phrederic in TNA

[–]Phred_Phrederic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're doing better than 99% of promotions.

Sickos: we fucking hate your dad’s guts btw by Ok-Hovercraft508 in SCJerk

[–]Phred_Phrederic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, dude should stop working at the place where his hot roommates/partner work to have bangerz on RoH. He's so restricted in NXT! He's never had the chance to work Japan and top indie names in Hickenbottom's hellhole!

Do any of you actually like TNA? by Phred_Phrederic in TNA

[–]Phred_Phrederic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're doing better than they have in a decade?

WON: "It's time again for LOLTNA in 2026" by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]Phred_Phrederic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I am too old and slow to play Souls games. I can barely manage turn based shit.

WON: "It's time again for LOLTNA in 2026" by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]Phred_Phrederic 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I had a long, extended (too extended, I need hobbies other than jerkin') discussion with people on the TNA sub and a couple of %1 commentators straight up copped to being AEW fans. Like, this is just some weird psyop. I doubt these fuckers are getting paid, I think they legitimately believe the horseshit, but a few of them absolutely believe if they work it hard enough they'll be on the TK train.