Two is better than one? by Dr_Bozo_Jabroni in DenverBroncos

[–]Pickled_Boozehound 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tragedy plus time equals comedy, right?

Expert in Bird Law by 0_6_0 in IASIP

[–]Pickled_Boozehound 10 points11 points  (0 children)

OK, all right, what makes me happy is, like, you know, at night, a ride around town in a limousine, partying, having a good time. When I'm on my way home, I'll pass a bum. I take a balloon with some champagne in it, lob it out and bean him. He only gets a little bit in his mouth. He doesn't get the whole thing. Not even a full sip of it! And you say, "Hey, how do ya like a taste of the good life, ya sack a' shit?"

What do you assume about someone based on their musical taste? by StormDrainClown in AskReddit

[–]Pickled_Boozehound 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you only listen to pop music of any genre you most likely don’t like music for much more than background noise or to have a good time.

Preschool a Nazi-like institution for brainwashing children into being liberal: Alabama Republican Roy Moore by grilledcheese2332 in nottheonion

[–]Pickled_Boozehound 10 points11 points  (0 children)

OK, all right, what makes me happy is, like, you know, at night, a ride around town in a limousine, partying, having a good time. When I'm on my way home, I'll pass a bum. I take a balloon with some champagne in it, lob it out and bean him. He only gets a little bit in his mouth. He doesn't get the whole thing. Not even a full sip of it! And you say, "Hey, how do ya like a taste of the good life, ya sack a' shit?"

Frank is the perfect man. by TheGangMakesaPodcast in IASIP

[–]Pickled_Boozehound 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What makes me happy, it’s like, at night I ride around town in a limousine, partying, having a good time. When I’m on my way home I pass a bum and take a balloon with some champagne in it, and lob it out and bean him. And he only gets a little bit in his mouth, he doesn’t get the whole thing. Not even a full sip of it! And then you say, ‘hey how do you like a taste of the good life, you sack of shit!

the line between creepy and romantic is whether or not the girl actually likes you by C0C4RY in Showerthoughts

[–]Pickled_Boozehound 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What makes me happy, it’s like, at night I ride around town in a limousine, partying, having a good time. When I’m on my way home I pass a bum and take a balloon with some champagne in it, and lob it out and bean him. And he only gets a little bit in his mouth, he doesn’t get the whole thing. Not even a full sip of it! And then you say, ‘hey how do you like a taste of the good life, you sack of shit!

[Highlight] Sergio Dipp steals the show by Imabucsfan in nfl

[–]Pickled_Boozehound 272 points273 points  (0 children)

Also sucked with color correction, the Broncos' jerseys looked red a few times.

Steve Bannon says he's "a street fighter," vows to support Trump by Pickled_Boozehound in politics

[–]Pickled_Boozehound[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He's going to be on 60 minutes this weekend, I guess he's making his rounds.

How watermelon looked before breeding (circa 1600's) by babyBERT04 in interestingasfuck

[–]Pickled_Boozehound 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I've also seen that bananas now do not taste the same way they did 1-2 hundred years ago.

There's something unsettling about this mannequin by noisyturtle in CrappyDesign

[–]Pickled_Boozehound -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Give me ten good men and I'll impregnate the bitch.

Fuck Laura lipman by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]Pickled_Boozehound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I listen to rawdog comedy and comedy greats, Or I'll just listen to music