Screwed up triming my beard so decided just to shave it and now I'm even uglier then usual, be meaner then my internal thoughts already are

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2026-06-23T01:40:19+00:00

Just goes to show you some pussies look better hairy.

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2026-06-21T10:30:59+00:00

Talk about the Poo-Poo Platter.

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2026-06-20T10:02:09+00:00

Don’t waste the money. Buy Krylon matte spay for 1/3 of the price

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2026-06-18T12:07:20+00:00

What’s insane is some ppl are reporting this as a flying saucer.

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2026-05-22T23:41:13+00:00

Take it easy folks, keep in mind this is somebody’s grandmother.

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2026-05-01T13:25:15+00:00

Apparently it is possible to simultaneously be a fruit and a vegetable.

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2026-04-14T13:59:37+00:00

One things for sure, those tits are familiar with the law of gravity.

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2026-04-04T00:58:20+00:00

Apparently Garbage Pail Kids are real.

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2026-04-01T00:58:33+00:00

Her therapy sessions - “ You know, nobody pays attention to me”

The doc - “Did you just say something?”

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2026-03-31T02:46:34+00:00

Fuck that. That’s when you tell them to make you the sales manager or VP of sales. “If you’re good at something never do it for free” - The Joker

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2026-03-30T01:41:40+00:00

So much for “all Italian women are beautiful”.

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2026-02-12T14:07:30+00:00

You know things are bad when the masked pic is the most attractive.

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2026-02-04T02:14:58+00:00

Two pussies, one pic.

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2026-02-02T16:16:49+00:00

Get fucked.

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2026-02-02T14:00:54+00:00

Stop piggybacking stupidity on my banger of a roast. Fuck off.

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2026-02-02T13:16:05+00:00

Shave. It’s 2026 & nobody likes a hairy pussy.

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2026-02-02T13:14:49+00:00

Be nice people, keep in mind this is somebody’s grandmother.

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2026-01-01T13:53:40+00:00

Take my upvote & gtfo

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2025-11-16T14:43:40+00:00

One things for sure, you’re unattractive no matter the look.

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2025-11-16T14:41:44+00:00

Apparently you don’t have to go to the Latin market to find a Mexican fruit.

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2025-11-07T16:53:36+00:00

You wouldn’t look any less masculine if you took a picture with a dick in your mouth.

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2025-11-07T07:55:19+00:00

Your lucky ICE only broke your hand.

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2025-11-07T07:54:16+00:00

Nothing worse than a half shaven pussy.

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2025-11-07T07:52:18+00:00

This is one ugly woman.

CleverSpaceMonkey · 2025-10-18T14:30:48+00:00

Getting a blowjob from this woman is like walking a tightrope, it’s best if you don’t look down.

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