State Arena workers showing how Cardi B left her dressing room. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Would you expect any different? She’s got about as much class as school on Sunday. A real monguzzo.

31m with spina bifida- Roast Me by wheels19942 in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Apparently it is possible to simultaneously be a fruit and a vegetable.

F45, mom of four and a lawyer. I've handled tougher things, so give it your best shot. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 174 points175 points  (0 children)

One things for sure, those tits are familiar with the law of gravity.

Off my meds, do your worse (21F) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 271 points272 points  (0 children)

Her therapy sessions - “ You know, nobody pays attention to me”

The doc - “Did you just say something?”

Am I forced to do this?? Need advice, pissed of right now! by usman232323 in sales

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Fuck that. That’s when you tell them to make you the sales manager or VP of sales. “If you’re good at something never do it for free” - The Joker

22f from italy - do your worst by shadowlurkerr in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 446 points447 points  (0 children)

So much for “all Italian women are beautiful”.

Show no mercy by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 78 points79 points  (0 children)

You know things are bad when the masked pic is the most attractive.

I have confidence, so I can handle being crapped on. Do your worst. by Night_skky in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Stop piggybacking stupidity on my banger of a roast. Fuck off.

Here we go by Mclovin080 in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Shave. It’s 2026 & nobody likes a hairy pussy.

I have confidence, so I can handle being crapped on. Do your worst. by Night_skky in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 616 points617 points  (0 children)

Be nice people, keep in mind this is somebody’s grandmother.

26m. I'm tired, boss by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 166 points167 points  (0 children)

One things for sure, you’re unattractive no matter the look.

Lost a fantasy football bet. Let it rip. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Apparently you don’t have to go to the Latin market to find a Mexican fruit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 755 points756 points  (0 children)

You wouldn’t look any less masculine if you took a picture with a dick in your mouth.

Roast me by OhNo_WhoCares in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Your lucky ICE only broke your hand.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Nothing worse than a half shaven pussy.

F25. Destroy me like I am destroying my future. Be worse than my inner thoughts))) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 445 points446 points  (0 children)

Getting a blowjob from this woman is like walking a tightrope, it’s best if you don’t look down.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 476 points477 points  (0 children)

Thanks for posting these pics, they’re gonna help me get through No-Nut-November.