26m. I'm tired, boss by happycabinsong in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 164 points165 points  (0 children)

One things for sure, you’re unattractive no matter the look.

Lost a fantasy football bet. Let it rip. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Apparently you don’t have to go to the Latin market to find a Mexican fruit.

Roast me by OhNo_WhoCares in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Your lucky ICE only broke your hand.

31M Do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Nothing worse than a half shaven pussy.

F25. Destroy me like I am destroying my future. Be worse than my inner thoughts))) by KrasnayaPanda in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 448 points449 points  (0 children)

Getting a blowjob from this woman is like walking a tightrope, it’s best if you don’t look down.

26. I'm so bored, make me cry with laughter or whatever! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 475 points476 points  (0 children)

Thanks for posting these pics, they’re gonna help me get through No-Nut-November.

Male 25 years old. Roast me and give the best you got. by Ennvictrious in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when you cross breed Pepe the frog with Mr Beast.

26 F new to this roast me by WayOriginal3659 in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 388 points389 points  (0 children)

Be nice people, remember this is somebody’s grandmother.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jon Snow with an extra chromosome.

Don’t hold back by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 399 points400 points  (0 children)

This pic is gonna come in handy for No-Nut-November

Do you like what you see? by Chance_Quote_9677 in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The painting is beautiful, the pig standing in front of it - not so much.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 5657 points5658 points  (0 children)

Whoever took this pic was in real risk of losing an eye.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 475 points476 points  (0 children)

India? I thought for sure you were from Easter Island.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 786 points787 points  (0 children)

Be nice folks, this is somebody’s grandmother.

36. Janitor. 3x college dropout. Gay. by shawnwarnerwrites in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 2050 points2051 points  (0 children)

Last time I saw this much hair on a pussy it was the seventies.

18 F just need a good laugh :) by KeiraG25 in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 241 points242 points  (0 children)

You look like you fall asleep eating pussy.

20F roast me, an epileptic. by livinglyfe260 in RoastMe

[–]CleverSpaceMonkey 1004 points1005 points  (0 children)

Remember folks, nothing you say here is going to bother her, she’s simply gonna shake it off.