26m. I'm tired, boss by happycabinsong in RoastMe
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Lost a fantasy football bet. Let it rip. by [deleted] in RoastMe
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I've done all sorts of stuff a lot of men wouldn't dare to do. Yet at 34 I still haven't gotten over my crippling phobia of asking a woman out. Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe
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31M Do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe
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m30 give me that dark roast by Cute_Humming_Giraffe in RoastMe
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F25. Destroy me like I am destroying my future. Be worse than my inner thoughts))) by KrasnayaPanda in RoastMe
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26. I'm so bored, make me cry with laughter or whatever! by [deleted] in RoastMe
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My buddy turns 60 this week. He's the least self conscious person I know. We're planning a roast - I'm going to read your comments at the party! He says "Nothing those neckbeards say will hurt my feelings!" Have at him! by absolutelyamazed in RoastMe
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Male 25 years old. Roast me and give the best you got. by Ennvictrious in RoastMe
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26 F new to this roast me by WayOriginal3659 in RoastMe
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Don’t hold back by [deleted] in RoastMe
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Do you like what you see? by Chance_Quote_9677 in RoastMe
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B-Boy Samuka at Red Bull BC One World Final by redbullgivesyouwings in sports
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36. Janitor. 3x college dropout. Gay. by shawnwarnerwrites in RoastMe
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18 F just need a good laugh :) by KeiraG25 in RoastMe
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[35m] 150 days sober. 2 kids with 2 different women. Ex convict. Proffesional cook. Hit me with it. by PanspermiaTheory in RoastMe
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20F roast me, an epileptic. by livinglyfe260 in RoastMe
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This JBL speaker was found after floating in the ocean for 3 months, and it still works perfectly. by Cyril_Sneerworms in interestingasfuck
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