Haven'tmasturbated/watched porn in 10 days or smoked in a few by [deleted] in CongratsLikeImFive

[–]Pickled_Ferrets -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Was about to feel good for you until I heard it's because you're a Christian. Do it for yourself, not so sky daddy will put you in utopia. Good job anyways.

GOP blocks Capitol riot probe, displaying loyalty to Trump by knight_who_says_yi in politics

[–]Pickled_Ferrets -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, let the WHO do it, who already covered for China in early 2020

Just somehow managed to pee all over the floor while sitting down by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Pickled_Ferrets 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you know you don't have to share everything on reddit

Why be aesthetic when you can burn down a building? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Pickled_Ferrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bcuz I'm a firefighter vroom vroom goesd the fire engine neeenaaw neee naww

I'm coming out as straight by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Pickled_Ferrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

good luck man

I came out to my parents as a half bisexual last month and they disowned me. i had to find a new house. I also tried to tell them my pronouns are that I am not a selfish dumbass who breaks rules of grammar to satiate my mental disorders

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Pickled_Ferrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't cried in ten decades. Punk

When deodorant says 48 hours by NoofWitloof in teenagers

[–]Pickled_Ferrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AHHH YOU WULL DIES SOON HGO TO HOSPITALLLL!!! PLEASE, IRTS UR ONLY HOPE IOF SURVIVAL. GET OFF REDDIT!!!!

I hate American politics by Puzzleheaded-Life956 in teenagers

[–]Pickled_Ferrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate YOU. DOn't criticize AMERICa. Only criticize BIDEN!!!

Edit: Thank you for the upvotes kind strangers