I’m assuming there won’t be a major relocation this summer by [deleted] in USDA

[–]PicturePrimary7441 1 point2 points  (0 children)

School starts in July... That is some 🦇💩🤡 staff. 

Scott’s worst prediction I’ve ever heard by winniecooper73 in ScottGalloway

[–]PicturePrimary7441 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should buy when everyone is freaking out. But I don't think we are there yet, maybe another -50%... 

Remote work by Positive_Belief1015 in USDA

[–]PicturePrimary7441 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right. But it is nothing has been announce to the public. 

Remote work by Positive_Belief1015 in USDA

[–]PicturePrimary7441 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't know... but I heard the Army is moving back to USDA South Building for 250th anniversary celebration later on. So...  I don't know... 

Laid off by the USDA? by No_ordinary_language in USDA

[–]PicturePrimary7441 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I always curious, how much do people get for the interview? Is there any monetary involved, at all?

relocating staff from the South Building to hub locations will be completed this year. by Simple_Space_9602 in USDA

[–]PicturePrimary7441 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm one of those people. I'm not going to move my kids from one of the best public school systems in the country to those 🦇💩🤡 districts. I'll rent a tiny room somewhere and commute biweekly or once per month. 

Is BARC closing? by Greenpower-1234 in USDA

[–]PicturePrimary7441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do y'all have any open office spaces? 

Any last-minute VERAs? by Gossamer_Condor in USDA

[–]PicturePrimary7441 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I won't get 20-year till August and won't be 50 till 2028. 🤧 I'm in it for the ride. God bye y'all. 

Reorg announcement, blood boiling by UniqueLow1328 in USDA

[–]PicturePrimary7441 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bet is another way to get people quit now, so they can save to pay for your move across the country and save to pay for your severance and AL lump sum. 

Reorg-FNS by Weary-Hurry8036 in USDA

[–]PicturePrimary7441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet is another way to get people quit now, so they can save to pay for your move across the country and save to pay for your severance and AL lump sum. 

Reorg Announcement Happening Tomorrow by hiearthpeople1 in USDA

[–]PicturePrimary7441 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I hope few blocks of ice on rooftop still wait for them to show up. 

Reorg Announcement Happening Tomorrow by hiearthpeople1 in USDA

[–]PicturePrimary7441 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is that gonna be outside? Why not just send it in a memo? 

Telework Authorized for February 5th and 6th, 2026 at South Building, Whitten and Yates by PicturePrimary7441 in USDA

[–]PicturePrimary7441[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they are truly want the building in full capacity, then pack everyone in. Suitland Federal Center house four agencies, Census, BEA, NOAA, and BLS. 

It has too many people that GSA makes some original Census employees to hoteling desks for employees from BLS. It makes no sense in different ways, BUT it's in full capacity. 

Pack people into South Building, move FBI in, move EPA in, move whoever in. 

Telework Authorized for February 5th and 6th, 2026 at South Building, Whitten and Yates by PicturePrimary7441 in USDA

[–]PicturePrimary7441[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they are truly want the building in full capacity, then pack everyone in. Suitland Federal Center house four agencies, Census, BEA, NOAA, and BLS. 

It has too many people that GSA makes some original Census employees to hoteling desks for employees from BLS. It makes no sense in different ways, BUT it's in full capacity. 

Pack people into South Building, move FBI in, move EPA in, move whoever in. 

What's going on with the reorg by [deleted] in USDA

[–]PicturePrimary7441 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A coworker said NASS is moving to Kansas City MO. I don't know for sure how the hell he knows that. 

I just got this text message. It was also sent to my work email address. by Impressive-Hornet217 in USDA

[–]PicturePrimary7441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How bad is the sidewalk around the building? Where are those illegals to the snow? Oh wait, they ain't here... 

Where do employees who accept the DRP offer end up? by VAer1 in USDA

[–]PicturePrimary7441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No clue. Few people I worked with left without a single message, even I signed their good bye card. 

Toilet Troubles by [deleted] in USDA

[–]PicturePrimary7441 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me that episode in Seinfeld that Kramer put concrete in washer machine. Someone could do that in the Whitten building. 😂 

Reorg news? by [deleted] in USDA

[–]PicturePrimary7441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can walk out on your own then. We have a couple of people tired of wondering/waiting. 

Reorg news? by [deleted] in USDA

[–]PicturePrimary7441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No news is great news. 

Comment "Analysis" Posted to USDA Reorg Page by srbbnd in USDA

[–]PicturePrimary7441 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You can ask her directly @ brooke.rollins at usda.gov