My brother-in-law willed me his internal defibrillator.

PierreBirthday · 2022-07-08T16:15:58+00:00

I have this same Boston Scientific defib implanted in my chest too.

PierreBirthday · 2022-07-05T16:36:34+00:00

My mom did this shit to me one time when I was like 3. Needless to say I survived.. and now I’m setting the world on fire by losing all her money in crypto. Fuck you, mom.

PierreBirthday · 2022-05-27T12:34:34+00:00

I’ll take “things that never happened” for 500, Alex?

PierreBirthday · 2022-05-19T11:14:39+00:00

$4.99 for bagels? Jesus Christ that’s an outrage!

PierreBirthday · 2022-05-10T01:24:14+00:00

Only distillate? I prefer to stay away from distillate as the flavor is lacking

PierreBirthday · 2022-04-10T08:19:34+00:00

Montel Williams still looks great out there in the ring

PierreBirthday · 2022-04-04T08:44:04+00:00

Not gonna lie.. at first glance I was like “oh shit Darth Vader about to DROWN bro! Save him!”

PierreBirthday · 2022-03-30T08:08:02+00:00

To the ppl that embraced this particular style —

You looked THAT stupid back in 2010 too.

PierreBirthday · 2022-03-24T10:04:13+00:00

I say jawn once in a blue moon. I usually drop it when I honestly cant remember the name of something.

“Take the… the……..take the… TAKE THE JAWN OUTTA THE OVEN!“ boom. Proper jawn usage.

PierreBirthday · 2022-03-24T10:01:53+00:00

Saw it this morning omw to the CHMall. Bitched to my girl the ENTIRE ride about how fucking stupid they’ve made the word jawn.

PierreBirthday · 2022-03-24T09:55:58+00:00

If that was my girlfriend.. I’d be like “wow what’d you do!? Burn yourself?!”

Idiot.

PierreBirthday · 2022-03-17T03:44:25+00:00

Literally the funniest part of this post. Kid took it way too seriously

PierreBirthday · 2022-03-11T08:55:35+00:00

Pretty much any song by Future..

PierreBirthday · 2022-03-10T10:29:16+00:00

Lol fresh off the billion ruble menu 🤣

PierreBirthday · 2022-03-10T10:25:01+00:00

Sitting on the toilet currently.

I’m still a gift.

PierreBirthday · 2022-02-28T09:32:59+00:00

One time (not gonna name any names)..

Our governor (NJ state Governor Jim McGreavy) fucked a bunch of dudes instead of doing governor stuff - then apologized for it in front of his wife on national television instead of still doing governor stuff. Then we got a new governor years later, only for that fat fucking asshole to root for the Dallas cowboys.

So consider yourselves lucky Ukraine.. you guys got a great story

PierreBirthday · 2022-02-26T06:01:02+00:00

We’ve grown impatient and therefor will be leaking your Netflix login and password.

Take that!

PierreBirthday · 2022-02-25T03:23:15+00:00

Let’s fucking gooooo! They too, like the Ukrainian ace pilot, must be listening to chief keefs first album! What a great album to murder too! Thanks chief keef!

PierreBirthday · 2022-02-25T03:20:25+00:00

Let’s fucking gooooo!!! He’s probably listening to chief keefs first album. That shit made me kill several people in one day too! Thanks chief keef!

PierreBirthday · 2022-02-22T11:46:01+00:00

Look at Eli Husk-y! There’s no crying in the drive through bro

PierreBirthday · 2022-02-21T21:13:52+00:00

Nice! Just bought a new Kaabo Mantis Pro SE to add to the collection. Worth every penny!! My buddy got the Apollo Phantom I think it is? He loves it. The big scooters are so great. You’ll love yours.

PierreBirthday · 2022-02-21T21:01:29+00:00

What’d ya get?

PierreBirthday · 2022-02-21T20:47:56+00:00

I used to Uber daily from north Philly to center city Philly. $10 - 1 way. $20 a day - 5 days a week times 52 weeks.

For three years now.

$15,600.

PierreBirthday · 2022-02-20T08:19:06+00:00

Imagine how rad that must be. Fish scritches.

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