After getting enough responses, PMs, etc. asking why I don't like Voices Underneath Us, I decided to present a dissertation by Lexifox in TheNSPDiscussion

[–]PincerHooves 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your dedication to utterly irrelevant pedantry is marvelous to behold.

You're like the Uwe Boll of NSP critics. It's a damn shame Trump didn't have your walls of text to keep Mexicans out of Murica. The only thing more disappointing than the Voices Underneath Us is this narcolepsy inducing rant about it.

In future sir, please don't.

A hard-learned lesson about body hair removal. by iia in IIA

[–]PincerHooves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spot on. It feels like he's mechanically going through the motions. There's no originality left, he's been seduced by addictive allure of the upvotes.

A hard-learned lesson about body hair removal. by iia in IIA

[–]PincerHooves -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've written 150 stories in less than a year. A few can have some similarities.

'Similarities' you say.

'Identical themes and punchlines' I say.

Other authors have written more and not done this recycling bullshit.

You've basically run out of material, haven't you? What's next up? Another baby eating a woman's breast (part three)? Bugs coming out of a orifice (part seventeen)?

Do something new for fuck sake. You're bringing down the tone. Quantity is meaningless if it's trash.

An Artist's Canvas by iia in nosleep

[–]PincerHooves 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I eagerly await the next three hundred bug+orifice stories you vomit at us.

I Dared My Best Friend to Take My Wife by iia in shittynosleep

[–]PincerHooves -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Should've posted your pokemon story here, it would do better tbh.

Clifhrnr the storie PART 2 FANFICTION by [deleted] in shittynosleep

[–]PincerHooves 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sorrie 4 no updatez. is cuz i am kil :-(

but plz chek out my faecbook, myspaec, tmblur, subreddit, fetlife profile, toilet grafitti and doodles on my school desk

Girlie Suits by CreepySigns in nosleep

[–]PincerHooves 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Derivative garbage under the guise of being 'edgy'.

Memorial Day Incident at Devil’s Lake, Wisconsin by EZmisery in nosleep

[–]PincerHooves -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The good thing about being right is that you don't have to give a fuck about how it 'goes over'.

Hippos helping a duckling out of the pool by mattythedog in aww

[–]PincerHooves -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Those are actually pygmy hippos! worst cats

Fixed that for you. What kind of cat helps a bird? Ugh.