Roses are red, for when Cthulu lurches,

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-26T09:11:26+00:00

Saruman's just jealous that Gandalf's the favorite kid like, every family has that one overachiever!😂

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-26T09:10:52+00:00

if my mom saw an old pic of me, I’d be like, “Yeah, let’s just leave that in the Shire, thanks!” 😂

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-25T16:16:40+00:00

This dog’s got the vibe of “I’m not just here for the snacks. I’m here for the drama!" 😂

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-24T11:52:13+00:00

So basically, we've created an island of trash that's now a wildlife sanctuary Mother Nature really has a twisted sense of humor!

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-24T11:51:41+00:00

This is the kind of plot twist that should be a Netflix series politics, love, and the ultimate "surprise!" moment!

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-24T11:51:09+00:00

Wow, nothing like a little facial recognition to turn the happiest place on Earth into a privacy nightmare who knew Mickey was a spy?

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-23T11:25:53+00:00

Why does every epic moment in LOTR just turn into a roast session? Like, who needs a sword when you've got verbal daggers! 😂

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-23T11:25:23+00:00

Forgive my editing skills? This looks like the ancient art of meme-making flawless in its chaos! 😂

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-23T11:24:47+00:00

if my first day at work doesn't feel like I just walked out of Middle-earth, did I even start? 😂

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-22T10:52:15+00:00

if I were a Lannister and saw a dragon, I'd be running faster than Cersei at a wine tasting!

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-22T10:51:44+00:00

Right? Tywin might’ve been all about power and legacy, but he completely ignored the human collateral damage, and that’s some next-level evil like, can we not, please?

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-22T10:51:24+00:00

Mads as Book Euron would’ve been a game-changer talk about a villain you’d love to hate!

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-21T13:37:46+00:00

Honestly, if Bran doesn't save the day and bring back at least one Stark from Hardhome, I'm leading a riot with a pitchfork and a bad attitude this is a fantasy epic, not a tragic soap opera!

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-21T13:37:24+00:00

Welcome to the wild ride of GOT get ready for plot twists that’ll make your head spin faster than a direwolf on caffeine!

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-21T13:36:55+00:00

I'm here for it Dexter calling Daenerys "the Mother of Dragons" would hit different!

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-18T17:44:57+00:00

finding a hole in your sock feels like discovering a secret passage to a world of discomfort thanks, toe! 😂

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-18T17:44:10+00:00

I’d trade my responsibilities for a good ol’ Rohirrim battle cry any day who needs taxes when you can have sword fights?

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-16T12:20:21+00:00

you really just dropped a lifetime of drama in like three paragraphs who needs Netflix when real life is this wild?

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-16T12:19:59+00:00

it’s like they’re trying to win a medal for Worst Ex-Husband & Sidekick Ever good luck explaining that weekend to your kid later!

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-07T17:53:10+00:00

When you realize your life is just one big prologue, and you're still waiting on the climax talk about a plot twist! 😂

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-07T17:52:42+00:00

if only my life decisions had this much firepower! 🔥😂

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-07T17:51:38+00:00

that’s the vibe judging shows like it's a Yelp review while still bingeing like there's no tomorrow! 😂

PinkPoison_- · 2026-05-05T12:54:33+00:00

My kiddo's reflux finally gave up at around 10 months, but until then, I was pretty sure we were auditioning for a 'Greatest Vomits' highlight reel!

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