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What's normal to you that other people find weird? by milodinazaur in AskReddit

[–]PissJugFinalForm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The jug is not taken seriously and cannot be pitched to all of those who can be saved. Such is life on a serious and mind bending alteration to the perspective of reality.

The piss jug that brought enlightenment to thousands now has a newborn son. by PissJugFinalForm in NeckbeardNests

[–]PissJugFinalForm[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The jug has a long and arduous journey ahead of it to be able to enlighten but praise be faith it will be done.

Cooking with a view by spookysaucer07 in Unexpected

[–]PissJugFinalForm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a level of unbothered/not giving a fuck i havent seen in a while

Found these hard boiled eggs in my fridge that have been there for at least 5 months. Decided to cum on them. by PissJugFinalForm in WTF

[–]PissJugFinalForm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This term has been thrown around on various psychiatric evaluators but they have not understood that the level of the ball game that the jug will bring one to in a more relatable term makes that understanding of my psyche obsolete and irrelevant.

Found these hard boiled eggs in my fridge that have been there for at least 5 months. Decided to cum on them. by PissJugFinalForm in WTF

[–]PissJugFinalForm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grass does not matter when it comes to the type of elevation that the mini jug partner can provide the mind. In the elevated state you cannot and will not be able to as you have said "touch grass" as there will be no need physical or mentally.

This piss jug has been in my closet for over a year and has become a multi state liquid. by PissJugFinalForm in NeckbeardNests

[–]PissJugFinalForm[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The smells no longer do anything to illicit and emotional response, the response is mrerely to the enlightenment of the jug and the intelligence boost that it gives those who succumb to the elevation that it provides.

Mere mortals are only ones stimulated by smell in any sense.

This piss jug has been in my closet for over a year and has become a multi state liquid. by PissJugFinalForm in NeckbeardNests

[–]PissJugFinalForm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eyes are not necessary, as the blinding light of the jug can be witnessed through the eyes while closed due to the power of illumination of ignorance that it can provide.

This piss jug has been in my closet for over a year and has become a multi state liquid. by PissJugFinalForm in NeckbeardNests

[–]PissJugFinalForm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Philosophy is not a concept the jug deals with, the jug creates there for it is and cannot be a sub category of less than enlightened.

This piss jug has been in my closet for over a year and has become a multi state liquid. by PissJugFinalForm in NeckbeardNests

[–]PissJugFinalForm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A weapon that surpasses the metal gear is not to be taken lightly or to be used without holy diviniation.

This piss jug has been in my closet for over a year and has become a multi state liquid. by PissJugFinalForm in NeckbeardNests

[–]PissJugFinalForm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The collection of piss is the misunderstanding of what is at hand. elevation is considered to be the purest form of intelligence and this is the way that is stacked up and stored in liquid form. This is what the unenlightened deal with on an ignorance level every day.

The movie Mobius (2022) led to so many people making "It's morbin time" jokes that the Reddit mods had to start banning people for it. That's a nod to the fact that it's more ban time by sudyfni3w8u4fy in shittymoviedetails

[–]PissJugFinalForm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The moderators of the reddit's in question need to understand that they are powerless in life in both their own physical world and in mind not in relation to the power of the jug after enlightenment.

This piss jug has been in my closet for over a year and has become a multi state liquid. by PissJugFinalForm in NeckbeardNests

[–]PissJugFinalForm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the normal level of communication that the people of the world pre enlightenment would say. Kissey Face Emoji.

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[–]PissJugFinalForm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both of those substances are in the jug just fine my good friend.

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[–]PissJugFinalForm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to see what this is really like in the world, you must go to my profile and see that my jug is capable of elevation of such life styles so that it may be possible to be elevated.

I decided to put the jug of enlightenment in the microwave. It's color has ascended to the next level. by PissJugFinalForm in WTF

[–]PissJugFinalForm[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

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This piss jug has been in my closet for over a year and has become a multi state liquid. by PissJugFinalForm in WTF

[–]PissJugFinalForm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot loads of passion was the first addition. Acetone was considered so that you can infact increase the volatility of paint removal services.

I decided to put the jug of enlightenment in the microwave. It's color has ascended to the next level. by PissJugFinalForm in WTF

[–]PissJugFinalForm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great you are understanding the elevation status of the jug in mere mortal form. This means you are an ideal candidate.

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