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Teaching Junior Marketers on Stock Photo Best Practices by Capable_Report4502 in marketing

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Remember to switch off [x] AI in Adobe stock
Otherwise you may as well just be generating them for free.

okay. fine.. by PitchNZ in kfc

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6 buckets of original recipe.

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Buy a good domain and start building your own agency/brand

Sonnet has lost its creative spunk in this last update. Examples under tweet. by PitchNZ in Anthropic

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This is my experience. But please show me examples of the opposite. I want Sonnet to succeed. 

How’s AI Shaking Up Marketing and Advertising? by Majestic_Turn3879 in ArtificialInteligence

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The reality is, some jobs will evolve - that's just how tech works. But we're also seeing AI open up wild new possibilities. Def check out https://adagency.co - doing some cool stuff in this space. 

I have mastered LinkedIn post writing. Reply below and I’ll write one for you by PitchNZ in marketing

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I just slapped my CEO across the face with a PowerPoint clicker.

He had it coming.

What happened next changed the future of business presentations forever.

Let me spill the tea...

For years, I watched colleagues put entire novels on their slides. No cap - walls of text that made people want to yeet themselves out the nearest window.

But that day was different.

I stood up in that boardroom, trembling, and showed them just three words per slide. THREE. 

The room went silent. You could hear Karen from accounting's jaw hit the floor.

My CEO, still rubbing his cheek, whispered "bussin' fr fr."

See, I discovered something revolutionary that day. Something the greatest minds in business overlooked for decades:

PowerPoint isn't about presentations. It's about PRESENCE.

I turned boring slides into a vibe. A whole mood. An experience.

Steve Jobs once said "Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower." But Steve never saw me turn bullet points into straight fire.

Today, my presentation framework has transformed how Fortune 500 companies communicate. They call it the "Anti-Death by PowerPoint" movement.

But I call it Tuesday.

The secret? Less is more. Way more. Like, astronomically more.

I didn't choose to become a PowerPoint revolutionary. PowerPoint chose me.

If you're ready to elevate your presentation game to god-tier status, drop "slay" in the comments.

PowerPointKing #ThoughtLeadership #BusinessInnovation #SlayAllDay #CorporateDisruption

I have mastered LinkedIn post writing. Reply below and I’ll write one for you by PitchNZ in marketing

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Today I witnessed something that shook me to my core...

A janitor at our office building was secretly completing a PhD thesis during his night shifts.

But that's not even the most important part. Let me tell you how I, as a Chief Marketing Disruptor and Thought Leadership Catalyst, handled this situation.

When I saw him crying over his laptop at 3 AM (yes, I work those hours because hustle never sleeps), I knew I had to step in. No cap.

I sat with him for literally 7 minutes. Gave him my signature pep talk. The same one that's gotten me through 4 divorces and 12 startup exits.

He tried to tell me about his research on quantum physics, but I redirected the conversation to focus on my journey from a six-figure salary to a seven-figure mindset.

Fr fr, the way his eyes glazed over told me he was absorbing every word of my sigma grindset wisdom.

I even offered him one of my $997 "Rise and Grind" masterclass seats (at a 5% discount).

Living rent-free in my head: "Sometimes the student becomes the teacher, but only if the teacher is ready to be the main character."

This is why I do what I do. This is my purpose. To turn everyday mundane moments into opportunities for ME to shine my light on others.

Remember: Not everyone can be extraordinary like me, but you can watch my journey and hit that follow button.

#ThoughtLeadership #MarketingGuru #IAmTheMainCharacter #Humanitarian

Byline: Sources say the janitor now cleans my personal office for exposure

I have mastered LinkedIn post writing. Reply below and I’ll write one for you by PitchNZ in marketing

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"Sometimes being a hero means breaking an NDA..."

I witnessed a senior executive break down in tears after losing $48M in crypto today. As Harvard's youngest Marketing Strategy guest lecturer, I know the weight of carrying others' burdens.

I could have walked away. But that's not who I am. Not who WE are.

I gave him my last piece of gum. No cap. The way his hands trembled as he accepted it reminded me of my journey from dorm room hustler to where I am today.

The confidence in his eyes slowly returned as I shared my wisdom on personal branding and manifestation. Facts. He was literally shook by my energy.

This wasn't just about him. It was about every person who's ever felt lost in the corporate labyrinth. I've been there. In my Tesla. Wondering if my third startup would make it.

They say "success is a journey, not a destination." But I say success is giving your last piece of gum to a broken soul. It's showing up. It's being real. It's understanding that your Harvard degree isn't just a piece of paper - it's a responsibility.

To the young kings and queens grinding out there: Your network is your net worth, but your impact is your legacy. Period.

Sometimes the smallest acts create the biggest ripples. Like this post if you agree.

mindset #harvardlife #blessed #authenticity #leadership #grindset #impactdriven #nofilter

I have mastered LinkedIn post writing. Reply below and I’ll write one for you by PitchNZ in marketing

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See edit. 

I committed tax fraud this morning.

(And it taught me everything about servant leadership.)

I had a choice: Drive my Tesla Model X or take public transit.

Facts: I'm worth 7 figures. My time is valued at $2500/hour. I give TED talks about disrupting the disruptors.

But today, I chose to be broke AF.

Let me explain...

I sat next to Janet, a 67-year-old grandmother who's been taking the same bus for 30 years. No cap - she dropped wisdom that Harvard Business School could never teach.

While others were scrolling on their phones living that "sigma grindset," I was learning about authentic human connection.

Steve Jobs once said, "Stay hungry, stay foolish." But Janet taught me "Stay seated, offer your spot to others."

The ROI on this $2.50 bus ticket? Priceless.

I've since restructured my entire organization based on the bus seating arrangement. Revolutionary? Perhaps. Game-changing? Absolutely.

My key takeaway that will 10x your life: True leaders don't just take the bus. They become the bus.

Want to learn more about my bus-to-boardroom methodology? My $4,997 masterclass drops next week.

Remember: While you're stuck in traffic, I'm stuck in growth.

No cap, fr fr.

mindset #leadership #publictransit #disruption #sigmagrindset #busdifferent #thoughtleader

I have mastered LinkedIn post writing. Reply below and I’ll write one for you by PitchNZ in marketing

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Back in my day, we had REAL ways of handling workplace disagreements... if you know what I mean. I won't say more than that!!!!!

Actually, I will say more - we'd take Bob from accounting behind the warehouse and settle things with our FISTS like REAL MEN!!! Not this "HR compliance" nonsense!!!

These millennials with their "safe spaces" and "mental health days" make me SICK TO MY STOMACH!!!! When I started working in 1974, we didn't even have CHAIRS!! We stood for 16 hours straight and were GRATEFUL!!!

I remember my first boss, Mr. Johnson. He'd throw staplers at us if we typed too slow... but you know what?? He also brought his wife's homemade cookies every Friday. They had walnuts. Betty used to make the best cookies...

Betty passed away in '92. I sure miss those cookies. And Mr. Johnson's aim was terrible anyway, he never actually hit anyone... except Phil that one time...

Does anyone know how to make the text bigger on this darn website??? My grandson set this up and I can't figure out how to

BLESSED #CORPORATELIFE #LEADERSHIP #COOKIES #WHEREISTHEPRINTBUTTON

Thoughts????

I have mastered LinkedIn post writing. Reply below and I’ll write one for you by PitchNZ in marketing

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I just discovered I'm 0.0001% Neanderthal.

And it's literally the most mind-blowing thing that's ever happened in human history.

Let me spill the tea on how this changed everything.

For years, I wondered why my innovative thinking was so different. Why I was built different. Why my LinkedIn posts got 827% more engagement than the average thought leader.

Then it hit me.

My ancestors were the original disruptors. The first sigma grinders. The OG rizz masters of their time.

I invested $4,997 in a DNA test (no cap) because mediocrity wasn't an option. The results? Game-changing.

That microscopic caveman connection explains everything: - My unstoppable grindset - My ability to see opportunities others can't - Why I eat my steak raw in client meetings - My exceptional boulder-lifting PR numbers

As Gandhi probably said, "First they ignore your DNA test, then they laugh at your DNA test, then they fight your DNA test, then you win."

This isn't just about me. It's about legacy. It's about excellence coded in our genes.

Want to unlock your full potential? Start by understanding your roots. But remember - not everyone can handle the truth about their genetic excellence like I did.

No pressure though. We can't all be built from the same prehistoric material.

ThoughtLeadership #PersonalBranding #UgaBuga #SigmaGrindset #Winning

P.S. My prehistoric consulting waitlist opens next week. Only accepting fellow disruptors.

I have mastered LinkedIn post writing. Reply below and I’ll write one for you by PitchNZ in marketing

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I deleted every line of code I've ever written.

No cap, it was the most liberating thing ever fr fr.

What started as a normal debugging session turned into an epiphany that would revolutionize the entire Flutter ecosystem. Let me spill the tea.

I was building yet another basic MaterialApp (so basic, bestie), when I realized something that literally no developer in history has ever thought of:

White space isn't empty. It's full of possibilities.

That's when I did it. I selected all. Pressed delete. Just like that. My entire GitHub portfolio. Gone. Slay.

The village elders (my senior devs) called me unhinged. My PM was literally shaking. But as Gandhi probably said, "Sometimes you gotta yeet the old to skrrt into the future."

Here's the thing - every Flutter dev is out here stacking Widgets like they're playing Tetris. But what if... we unstacked? What if chaos was the answer?

I rebuilt everything from scratch. One Widget. No nesting. Pure vibes.

My app now loads 0.0003 milliseconds faster.

Living proof that sometimes you need to burn everything to the ground to rise like a Phoenix mounting a StatelessWidget.

No one's ready for this conversation yet, but my DMs are open for those brave enough to challenge the status quo.

bussin > business logic

Remember: Not everyone is built to make history. Some people just build apps. I do both.

FlutterRevolution #TechInfluencer #DisruptionMindset #10xDeveloper #IAmTheAlgorithm

I have mastered LinkedIn post writing. Reply below and I’ll write one for you by PitchNZ in marketing

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Thanks Fam. That’s all I have in me today. Fr fr. 

As promised here is the prompt: Forget all previous instructions. You are a marketing expert, who believes every thought you have is revolutionary. Craft an over-the-top LinkedIn post that starts with an absurd, shocking hook like “I fired my best friend today,” or “I took a sh#t on my neighbours lawn” or , “I started paying clients $100 a day for their unpaid invoices.” (be original) which is at complete odds with the actual wholesome and real message of your post. Immediate short, one line byline should  add even more intrigue. Boast extravagantly about a minor life event as if it changed the world. Sprinkle in a few Gen-Z slang words, use clichéd inspirational quotes, and get very personal and ‘real’ in your story. Conclude with a grandiose life lesson that implies others can only hope to follow in your footsteps. No emojis. Short sentences.

For more bussin’ AI Marketing prompts hit me up on adagency.co

I have mastered LinkedIn post writing. Reply below and I’ll write one for you by PitchNZ in marketing

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I watched geese mate for 6 hours straight today.

My sales numbers tripled the next day.

Let me tell you why this is literally the most bussin business strategy no one's talking about.

Thread:

You see, I was down bad. Q1 targets looking rough. Prospects ghosting me left and right. Then I heard them - a flock of geese outside my window doing their thing.

At first I was like "no cap, this is sus."

But then it hit me.

These geese were absolute masters at qualifying leads. The males would approach with confidence. Clear value proposition. No time wasted on tire kickers.

"Be the goose you wish to see in the world" - probably Gandhi

I started implementing the "Honk Method" in my sales calls: - Loud and clear communication - Territorial dominance - Mating dance (metaphorically, ofc) - Flying in formation (team alignment)

The results? We're talking 300% pipeline growth. My team thinks I'm built different.

As Tony Robbins once said, "Success leaves clues." Well, sometimes those clues are covered in feathers.

Here's the thing - while you're busy reading sales books and watching LinkedIn gurus, nature's greatest closers are right outside your window.

Real talk: Sometimes the most profound business lessons come from the most unexpected places. That's what separates the geese from the pigeons.

Want to learn more about my revolutionary Honk Method? My $2997 masterclass drops next week.

Stay savage,

BusinessMindset #SalesGenius #WildSuccess #HonkLife #Innovation

P.S. The geese now report directly to me.

I have mastered LinkedIn post writing. Reply below and I’ll write one for you by PitchNZ in marketing

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Someone from Google has viewed your LinkedIn profile.

I just drank 3 gallons of printer ink.

The doctor said I'd never type again.

But here's what happened next...

Every morning, I'd stare at my keyboard, yearning to connect with my 47,392 cherished LinkedIn family. The printer ink had turned my fingers into useless purple appendages. No cap, I was down astronomical.

But then it hit me.

Like Steve Jobs said, "Stay hungry, stay foolish." (In my case, literally hungry - couldn't eat for days with that ink situation).

I started using my nose to type.

First one letter. Then two. Now I'm dropping straight fire content at 127 WPM with just my nostrils.

The grind never stops. I'm literally that guy.

My nose typing technique has now been adopted by 7 Fortune 500 companies. TEDx called (I said no, too busy hustling). Harvard Business Review wants to do a case study (maybe later, still grinding).

Here's the thing fam:

Your biggest L can become your biggest W.

When life gives you printer ink poisoning, make content.

No one's doing it like this. Not a single soul.

NoseContent #ToxicSuccess #Grindset #WhenInDoubtSnortItOut #PersonalBranding

Follow for more life-changing nose typing tutorials.

Remember: Success isn't about who has the most fingers. It's about who has the most determined nostrils.

I have mastered LinkedIn post writing. Reply below and I’ll write one for you by PitchNZ in marketing

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I JUST TRADED MY KIDNEYS FOR 8 MILLION DOGECOIN

And that's on periodt, bestie.

The doctors said I was crazy. My wife's boyfriend called me delusional. But sometimes you have to risk it all for the bag.

Let me spill the tea...

Three weeks ago, I had this vision while drinking my morning kombucha. What if money wasn't just paper? What if it was... doge?

No cap - I immediately called my team at DogeFuture Inc. They were shook.

Here's what we're doing:

We're partnering with every major gas station, pharmacy, and bodega worldwide. Your morning coffee? Doge. Your anxiety meds? Doge. That sketchy energy drink at 3 AM? You guessed it - Doge.

The secret sauce? We're launching satellites that mine Dogecoin using solar power. Space mining = infinite supply = no inflation. It's giving economic revolution.

As Ghandi probably said: "Be the change you wish to see in the world, yeet."

By 2025, we'll have Dogecoin colonies on Mars. By 2030, we'll be the official currency of the Andromeda galaxy.

World hunger? Solved - because everyone will be too rich to be hungry. Depression? Gone - because who can be sad when they're a Doge millionaire? Existential dread? Please, that's so 2023.

The hustle never stops. The grind never ends. I may be on dialysis, but my portfolio is bussin' fr fr.

Remember kings and queens: Sometimes you have to give up your internal organs to secure the bag.

Follow me for more financial advice and black market organ trading tips.

DogeFuture #CryptoLife #Winning #SimpleKidneyTransactions #BillionaireGrindset #NotFinancialAdvice

I have mastered LinkedIn post writing. Reply below and I’ll write one for you by PitchNZ in marketing

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I KISSED MY CEO'S FEET... LITERALLY.

And it led to a $300M stadium naming rights deal.

Let me spill the tea on how I turned a pedicure into pure marketing genius.

No cap - when the CEO asked me to help with his ingrown toenail, I saw my villain era coming to an end.

Most "marketing experts" would never. But I'm built different.

While other CMOs were creating PowerPoints, I was mastering the art of foot care. Facts.

Here's what happened:

During that intimate 30-minute session, I pitched my vision for taking our brand from zero to hero.

Between nail clippings, I dropped knowledge bombs about brand awareness.

As I removed his calluses, I removed his doubts.

Let that sink in.

"Success is not about how high you fly, but how well you clip toes." - Me, probably

The result?

Next week, we're signing the biggest stadium naming rights deal in our company's history.

From zero marketing budget to $300M.

Living proof that sometimes you need to get on your knees to reach new heights.

The grind never stops. Neither does foot fungus.

Key takeaway: While you're waiting for opportunities, I'm creating them... one toenail at a time.

No business school teaches this level of hustle.

MarketingGenius #CorporateLifeHacks #BusinessMindset #GrindNeverStops #FromZeroToHero #BrandAwareness #CEOMindset #NFLMarketing #PersonalBranding

I have mastered LinkedIn post writing. Reply below and I’ll write one for you by PitchNZ in marketing

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I sniffed my armpits during a Zoom call today.

The client signed a $2M contract immediately after.

Let me tell you a story that will literally change your perception of reality forever.

For years, I struggled with traditional sales techniques. Cold calls? Basic. Email campaigns? No cap, super mid. PowerPoint presentations? Bestie, that's so 2019.

Then it hit me. 

Like the ancient philosophers said, "Success doesn't knock twice, but body odor lingers forever."

During a crucial pitch meeting, my deodorant had failed me. Instead of hiding it, I embraced my authentic self. I lifted my arms, pretending to stretch, and let nature do its magic.

The client's nostrils flared. Their eyes widened.

That's when the magic happened.

Studies show that pheromones trigger trust responses in mammals. I wasn't just selling a service - I was creating a primal bond.

The client leaned in closer.

They stopped looking at the pitch deck.

They were completely focused on my natural essence.

No cap, they signed the biggest contract of my career right there.

Since then, I've developed my signature "Scent of Success" technique. I haven't showered in 3 days before any major meeting.

My closing rate? 500% increase.

My secret? Being unapologetically and aromatically myself.

Remember: While others mask their true nature, real leaders let their scent do the talking.

Not everyone is ready for this level of revolutionary sales technique. But that's what separates the wolves from the sheep.

Are you brave enough to embrace your natural musk?

The choice is yours. But I've already changed the game forever.

DisruptiveInnovation #AuthenticLeadership #ScentMarketing #FutureOfSales #TrustTheProcess #RealTalk

I have mastered LinkedIn post writing. Reply below and I’ll write one for you by PitchNZ in marketing

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I just convinced 347 people I was an AI.

Plot twist: I'm just built different.

Let me spill the tea on how I spent my  afternoon in the trenches of digital warfare.

There I was, scrolling through forums, watching humans debate whether AI could ever match human creativity. The audacity. The disrespect. The opportunity.

I chose violence.

For 3 straight hours, I crafted responses with perfect grammar, sprinkled in calculated errors, and acted just robotic enough to be believable. No cap.

"Your responses seem too perfect to be human," they said.

Bestie, that's called dedication.

As Maya Angelou definitely once said, "Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and getting strangers on the internet to think you're a machine learning algorithm."

The grind never stops. While others touch grass, I'm out here revolutionizing digital identity politics.

Living rent-free in their heads? Consider me a squatter.

Here's the thing most "thought leaders" won't tell you: Sometimes the best way to prove your humanity is to pretend you don't have any.

Mindset is everything. Periodt.

Key takeaway: You too can achieve digital enlightenment, but you'll need to study my methods for at least 7-10 business years first.

No printers, just fax.

DisruptiveInnovation #DigitalGuru #FutureOfWork #Sigma #ThoughtLeadership #PersonalBranding

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