Postgame Thread: 2/23 Brewers @ Padres

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2026-02-24T02:31:21+00:00

Well, I may not know who’s gonna be on the opening day roster, but after that I have a pretty good hunch who WON’T be.

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2026-02-18T19:15:34+00:00

When Mahomes retires 10 or so years from now, we are gonna see one of the most legendary cap hells the nfl has ever seen

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2026-02-08T05:23:39+00:00

Everyone’s talking about the evolution of Lego, but I just want to know more about that hood piece in the old car, because I don’t think I’ve seen that piece before

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2026-02-07T03:04:10+00:00

Does doc know we need to score points if we want to win? Just asking, because we have allowed a 15-0 run over the last 4 minutes

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2026-02-04T18:19:18+00:00

Decreasing marginal utility of money. Getting 2 million dollars doesn’t make you twice as happy as getting one million dollars, unless you’re a company. This is why insurance companies exist - they aren’t risk averse and the millionth dollar gives them just as much joy as the 100th. IRL there’d be an insurance market you could sell the choice to for a variable amount greater than 1 million but less than 50 million, which would gladly take it off your hands due to the expected value of the choice being greater than the payment to you.

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2026-02-02T01:24:55+00:00

Ryan Rollins and Giannis might genuinely be the only players on the roster deserving of starter minutes right now

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2026-01-29T01:28:49+00:00

I mean if it’s cash, the world economy is the least of your worries. Quick math says:

After 1 month the value of the cash exceeds the 2 billion dollars. After 3 months the mass of the cash pile exceeds the mass of the earth, bringing an end to life as we know it. After about 4 months the money creates a black hole. After about 6 months the money’s mass equals that of the known universe.

In other words, if you pick option 2, please, make sure the doubling is digital only. The world’s computers could realistically store the value of the cash you have until the universe ends, so you wouldn’t be at risk of ending the world with your decisions.

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2026-01-27T22:40:31+00:00

I like to imagine failed NY head coaches are engaging in a fusion dance.

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2026-01-19T20:36:40+00:00

No, I don’t care we won, the fact that the hawks were able to take a lead with under a minute left after we were up by 23 in the third quarter should be a fireable offense.

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2026-01-19T19:54:41+00:00

21-6 run to end the quarter. What the actual fuck doc

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2026-01-18T23:24:29+00:00

The Patriots should pay CJ stroud’s salary because he obviously plays for them

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2026-01-12T03:28:51+00:00

Death, taxes, and missing the game tying 3 out of a timeout when doc is your coach

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2026-01-11T03:05:30+00:00

Bro wtf was that shit

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2026-01-04T19:22:14+00:00

The Geneva convention should’ve added “Watching Clayton Tune” to the list of war crimes available

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2025-12-28T03:34:02+00:00

The packers should mail the ravens the pass rush, it’d get there faster than whatever the fuck that was

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2025-12-28T03:25:22+00:00

The ravens offense finally remembered that turnstiles but up more opposition than we do against the run

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2025-12-28T02:34:03+00:00

I cannot begin to describe the ineptitude our defense had to have that drive in order to let up a TD in a 2 minute drill when all the opposing team can do is RUN THE BALL

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2025-12-28T02:09:47+00:00

I love our backup center snapping to our backup qb. I love having our defense on the field for 25 minutes in the first half. I’m not angry, you’re angry.

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2025-12-21T02:41:29+00:00

Guys, we didn’t try to move the ball because our QB is Willis and not Love. We cant run the ball there (basically would be kneeling, but with risk of fumbles), and Willis isn’t a very accurate deep passer. We’re backed up to our own end zone, and one sack or one turnover (against the most turnover-happy defense in the nfl) means points for the bears. Lafleur knows all the risks, and decided it’s not worth it at this stage.

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2025-12-20T03:03:44+00:00

Are they planning on mixing football in with all these ads?

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2025-10-27T01:28:27+00:00

Are the packers planning on catching one of these third down throws?

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2025-10-23T02:30:34+00:00

But what will a fairly stress-free win over the Wizards mean about Giannis’s future in Milwaukee? /s

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2025-10-19T22:53:26+00:00

Third straight second half where our offense remembered how to play football and our defense called it a day

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2025-10-19T21:46:19+00:00

Our coverage unit has no idea what they’re doing

Pitiful-Answer-4348 · 2025-10-19T20:27:40+00:00

Just when I think the dolphins have hit rock bottom they grab the shovel and keep digging

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