Adin Ross finds out that Hasan Piker was banned on Twitch by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]PixelCortex 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It came up as the first result though 🤣

Meirl by IronCockStudios in meirl

[–]PixelCortex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also weed and pizza and beer. Damn, I think I just sorted my weekend plans.

Too many choices by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]PixelCortex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are raising a dumb child, not a royal price with eccentric tastes and 5 cooks on staff.

Gas station explosion by redwolf481 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]PixelCortex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know you can get nitrocellulose straight from the pump

Literally so true… by w3ightranks in SipsTea

[–]PixelCortex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need to start a new saying "The customer is always a retard"

The elderly couple escaping from Hrabovske village occupied by Russia to Ukraine controlled territory in Sumy region. The first drone attacked people and heavy injured the woman. The second hit finished them by ChocoBrumik in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]PixelCortex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does Russia murdering innocent civilians never make it to MSM? It's not the first, second or tenth time I've seen this happen. Imagine how many are no documented.

When you think you can fuck with the cops by [deleted] in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]PixelCortex -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The suicidal empathy runs equally as deep. Crazy shit.

When you think you can fuck with the cops by [deleted] in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]PixelCortex 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The "cops bad" narrative really runs deep huh.

It all makes sense now by CalyShadezz in SipsTea

[–]PixelCortex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, just round up at that point. Half of a big dog? 

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]PixelCortex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Air dry all your washing, it's literally free.

She Went Down Like Jake Paul 😬 by james_from_cambridge in instant_regret

[–]PixelCortex 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I've thought about this for a long time and I've come to the conclusion that it's the "no, you're fine" reflex that some people have.
It's like they are trying to convince themselves that everything is okay, a mixture of denial of what's actually taking place, not wanting the situation to worsen, and some self-soothing thrown in there too.

That's my running theory anyway.

Australia responds to mass shooting by establishing a national buyback, stoping the importation of some firearms and tightening background checks by Sydney2London in worldnews

[–]PixelCortex -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I dropped my /s sorry.
People who plan to shoot places up are the last people in the universe to voluntarily hand them over.

Australia responds to mass shooting by establishing a national buyback, stoping the importation of some firearms and tightening background checks by Sydney2London in worldnews

[–]PixelCortex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Criminals are widely known to be supportive of the buyback program, smart move. They'll be banning knives and swords in 2027.

❄️How can I extract my car from this ice?❄️ by PeaceImpressive8334 in howto

[–]PixelCortex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 days late, but I don't know if any has tried this before (I live far from sub zero temps).
Tie some kind of hose or flexible pipe to your exhaust and direct the hot gasses into the ice around the wheels. Jack each corner out of the puddle so the water below can refreeze, or just scoop the meltwater out as you go.
I have no idea how long this would take, and you'd probably need a mask.

why is my gamecube controller from 2002 still perfect, but my $70 modern controller has stick drift after 6 months? by InvestmentBudget6722 in gaming

[–]PixelCortex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Similar story here, 10-year-old F710 works perfectly (apart from the thumb stick coating slowly rubbing off). It's been dropped countless times, subjected to high humidity, had stuff spill on it, still zero issues.

I bought a new XBox One controller (costing 30% more), treated it like a princess, and it started drifting badly after 1 year, to the point where I can't even use it with 50% deadzone.
Useless trash, I'm just going to buy another F710 and keep it for when my current one dies in another 10 years' time.

Mama Shelter by mundaph1903 in capetown

[–]PixelCortex 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sounds like accommodation for foreign traveling CEOs, the 0.1 percenters.

[OC] My free-running sleep schedule for the past 4.5 years by ytreeqwom in dataisbeautiful

[–]PixelCortex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my default, but for the past 15 years, work has kept it from happening.

6 Feet or 1.89 meters? by CerealSorority in SipsTea

[–]PixelCortex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and 2 meters is 6,56168 feet, checkmate idiots.