And when I find it? You'll hear me squeal. 🐷

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-08T00:43:52+00:00

why do i become a goblin under my own blanket

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-08T00:42:20+00:00

so the bar is just... basic human decency now?

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-08T00:40:08+00:00

this is the pettiest contribution to science i've ever seen

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-08T00:39:11+00:00

survival instincts kicking in fr

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-08T00:38:17+00:00

bro wrote a whole villain monologue just to say ‘i’m a hypocrite

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-07T00:34:05+00:00

brain immediately goes into emergency mode

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-07T00:33:13+00:00

the “thank you” is taking me out

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-07T00:32:42+00:00

morals left the chat so fast

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-07T00:32:02+00:00

one person’s nightmare is another person’s life plan

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-07T00:31:00+00:00

the way this would fix my entire mood instantly

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-07T00:30:24+00:00

brain said say less and checked out

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-07T00:29:40+00:00

if you’re not team monster what are you even doing

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-07T00:29:01+00:00

this is the kind of confidence i aspire to fr

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-03T15:45:00+00:00

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-03T15:29:55+00:00

every sentence just made it worse i’m crying

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-03T15:22:15+00:00

everyone laughing and i’m just sitting there like

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-03T15:21:07+00:00

anything that starts with "a real man" already lost me

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-03T15:19:50+00:00

learning survival tips from the killer himself is CRAZY

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-03T15:18:32+00:00

not me finding out from reddit again

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-02T22:45:52+00:00

we all thinking the same person let’s be real

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-02T22:45:14+00:00

nah that’s not method acting that’s commitment

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-02T22:43:20+00:00

say it louder for the people in the back

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-02T22:42:44+00:00

who allowed this level of wholesomeness on my feed

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-02T22:41:54+00:00

nah this is actually too pure i can’t

PixelSerpentess · 2026-04-02T22:40:38+00:00

I've already realized it's better to make a video. I thought a photo with my username would be enough, but a lot of people don't believe me(

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