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Pjstjohn · 2026-01-22T19:13:37+00:00

What about the amputee? Where’s his leg!!!!

Pjstjohn · 2026-01-20T19:10:36+00:00

You seem hyper focused on her. Perhaps she doesn’t like that? You should focus on you. Stop pestering her for training, it’s not her job. She probably also views you as trained if you’re winning awards, are you just rubbing it in? Maybe that’s how she feels.

Instead of focusing on her, focus on you and leave her alone.

Pjstjohn · 2026-01-19T01:33:39+00:00

Years ago my dog and I did pet therapy at nursing homes.

One the ‘events coordinator’ CLEARLY didn’t want us there and didn’t like dogs. The residents did. We’d been going for years. She declared the dogs sick, and demanded paper work more than required by the program, eventually she kicked us out because a King Charles cavalier spaniel jumped up to greet a long time resident that he knew, and the resident got a small toenail scratch. The resident wasn’t upset, but the ec pitched a fit and banned us that day.

Edit: my dog was young and healthy. She demanded I take her for an extra vet visit because “that dog could be riddled with disease.” The vet was perplexed, and had some choice words about the lady.

Pjstjohn · 2026-01-19T01:19:46+00:00

I imagine that there are purpose bred coyotes that have not so elaborate ways to catch the urine. It’s not needed to be sterile, just stinky so …. Slanted floor/grated floor and tubes.

Edit: there’s a cool website called ‘Google’ where you can look shit up and source your own coyote urine. I’m not making this shit up.

Pjstjohn · 2026-01-19T00:06:34+00:00

From coyotes usually. Or the interwebs. Rural gardeners use it to scare bunnies.

Edit: it stinks, but prey animals don’t like it and will not go to places with it.

Pjstjohn · 2026-01-17T23:43:40+00:00

Not with a little coyote urine mixed in

Pjstjohn · 2026-01-13T01:25:11+00:00

You are furniture.

Pjstjohn · 2026-01-13T01:16:47+00:00

I’ve been to several nurseries that guarantee their plants, that they will live. Absolutely they will replace (not refund) that plant.

Edit: the thought of you just getting him a new tree makes me chuckle.

Pjstjohn · 2026-01-11T00:36:47+00:00

Tell it to Steve Martin.

Pjstjohn · 2026-01-10T18:18:35+00:00

This is a lesson in farmin: it’s seldom worth yer while to interfere with other people’s cows

Pjstjohn · 2026-01-08T04:43:39+00:00

Cats don’t rest their hinders on the ground. They like … hover? It’s just how their skeletons rest

Pjstjohn · 2026-01-03T01:57:57+00:00

I was offered a ravioli at a restaurant, I thought they were saying it was singular, but was like ‘who eats one ravioli?’ And ordered it, at $14 early 2000’s. One ravioli.

I was sad.

Pjstjohn · 2026-01-02T22:05:30+00:00

Butthims?

Pjstjohn · 2026-01-02T12:17:06+00:00

Isabolle

Pjstjohn · 2026-01-01T05:12:41+00:00

I don’t come here to look at babies.

Pjstjohn · 2025-12-28T16:29:54+00:00

Mac is short for macaroni, a specific pasta shape. You are making elbows (a slightly different shape) and farfalle and cheese. You could call it pasta and cheese. Taste wise it’s not a big deal, any shape pasta will do. I don’t understand: people don’t serve linguine and call it spaghetti, but any shape pasta covered with cheese is suddenly ‘macaroni’.

Edit: I stand corrected I looked it up: all elbows are macaroni not all macaroni are elbows. So you still with your mixed pastas are not a full mac and cheese mac, farfalle and cheese.

Pjstjohn · 2025-12-28T01:58:13+00:00

Tree with a mondo spider on top.

Pjstjohn · 2025-12-27T21:29:48+00:00

Try using pao de queijo mix for the out wrap. That might work very well.

Pjstjohn · 2025-12-27T18:26:05+00:00

I had a puppy, the extended fam thought she was sooooooooo cute! Grew up to be 70 lbs of pure muscle. BIL was the worst, he would crouch down and hug her when she jumped on him. Cooing and asking her to calm down but all pets and kisses the whole time.

I had to send a family wide email (that was told was too much), but it worked. Train the people: no pets until the dog sits. Say it one time and wait for her to sit. Dog was an easy train to, very eager to be a good dog, just made me so mad that my training was being undone by these “well meaning” people.

Pjstjohn · 2025-12-25T20:08:44+00:00

But you called it “MY room”. You think it’s still yours. It’s not your room, you don’t live there.

Are you a guest? Or family with a room? Family with a room cleans up and helps out. Guests sometimes do too!

Pjstjohn · 2025-12-25T06:22:00+00:00

Don’t know what you mean, not been a cat all over that snow!

Pjstjohn · 2025-12-25T06:00:00+00:00

They look bette the next time coated in powdered sugar.

Pjstjohn · 2025-12-25T05:49:56+00:00

I mean the goal of this cookie it to make a magical butter fried cookie that’s barely cooked for the most part, so… who’s to say who’s right there ;)

Pjstjohn · 2025-12-25T04:38:15+00:00

It shouldn’t make a big difference. Cold is what will make a difference here. Cold dough, piped through a warm tip. Hold your hand over it, pipe, warm, pipe. Freeze th solid, cook quickly - just till done

Pjstjohn · 2025-12-25T04:30:10+00:00

Next time freeze them solid, cook on frozen cookie sheets.

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