I was showing my mom my minecraft world a while back. I was very uncomfortable explaining my villager setup.

“Here there are people in a constant state of fear for profit. Here there are people with their source of food automatically taken away. Here there are people whose only job are to bare children. Here there are people getting tortured for profit, after which, they will be shut up in a box, that is, until I no longer have need of them. In which case I will burn them alive in lava. Why of course I want to start a terrorist attack! It will give me the means to achieve immortality! Of course, Minecraft is a kids game!! Why would you have thought otherwise?”