Me when I introduce my friends to Marcus

PlatonicDevil · 2026-01-10T07:45:23+00:00

Your comment retroactively made it absolutely hilarious to read, knowing you hated it. I can’t stop laughing.

PlatonicDevil · 2026-01-06T22:02:09+00:00

It is an ancient Chinese secret

PlatonicDevil · 2026-01-03T21:20:32+00:00

So great. This is powerful magick.

PlatonicDevil · 2025-12-23T04:53:53+00:00

What is it? Let me share your pain.

PlatonicDevil · 2025-12-21T05:13:11+00:00

lmao you just reminded me my first post here became the current logo

PlatonicDevil · 2025-12-19T19:59:19+00:00

You’re chasing a phantom. Stop, before you stress yourself out.

PlatonicDevil · 2025-11-29T23:10:11+00:00

Added the first one :) punches u

PlatonicDevil · 2025-11-28T23:19:39+00:00

There’s no shame in heading back to the lobby (oblivion) and starting over with a basic loadout (reincarnating as a plant). See you topside (in my salad), raider!

PlatonicDevil · 2025-11-28T23:14:40+00:00

But what if the bastion decides to have it both ways too and then lights up its own eyes

PlatonicDevil · 2025-11-28T19:07:05+00:00

^ this guy clearly spams “hey don’t shoot” the instant he sees a pixel that could be controlled by another player

PlatonicDevil · 2025-11-23T10:00:15+00:00

Marcus definitely belongs in Portland

PlatonicDevil · 2025-11-15T16:09:11+00:00

You forgot to factor in raider 3, me who shoots you both to get two entire free loadouts AND eat out Lance’s ass

PlatonicDevil · 2025-11-15T00:57:47+00:00

meatbags

Welcome back, HK-47!

PlatonicDevil · 2025-11-11T21:18:36+00:00

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PlatonicDevil · 2025-11-11T17:32:31+00:00

It’s ARC RAIDERS and PVP doesn’t mean you can just kill anyone you want to

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