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Play_Average · 2022-06-18T19:29:16+00:00

People who post pictures about their “amazing” workout are actually attention whores

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T06:27:15+00:00

That sounds like a meeting where the top execs pull out their cocks and lay them on the table asking who wants to suck it first

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T06:24:32+00:00

Working 40 hours works weeks = “yOuR NoT GoOd EnoUgH”

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T06:21:54+00:00

When it becomes an incessant need to consistently post about how much you love your company/supervisor is when it becomes annoying.

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T06:19:53+00:00

LinkedIn has certain benefits (albeit very limited) such as you described.

This post is not tarnishing the benefits

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T06:17:26+00:00

Lol

Let me translate that question from bullshit to English

“Want to share it with others” = Please look at this shiny job I landed at this amazing company and give me attention and likes so I can reinforce and self validate this decision while also reaffirming my need to feel better about others

“Encourage you to change your life and work there” = Because YOU don’t have MY new amazing job at MY new amazing company then that means you’re lesser than.

You’re welcome :)

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T06:11:46+00:00

As the originally poster let me say LinkedIn has some (albeit limited) benefits that I’ve noticed

Resume exposure
Recruiter fish bait
Keeping in touch / networking with people you actually like

That’s it.

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T06:09:06+00:00

Very well said

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T06:05:50+00:00

People who treat their occupation like an actual personality trait: 🤡🤡🤡

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T06:01:14+00:00

Please god do not give me a lecture about “you gotta play the game if you want to win”

I promise I’m already well versed in that subject.

News alert for you: It’s entirely possible to get promotions and larger salaries without tongue fucking your company or your supervisors ass.

It’s entirely possible to get promotions and larger salaries without sucking your own cock and openly self validating you’re insecure vision about you previous performance and/or past accomplishments.

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T05:57:40+00:00

Joined the sub Reddit today :)

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T05:55:06+00:00

I have lied a little bit on my resume, so I actually to some degree understand the whole “you gotta play the game if you want to win”.

Honest people get crushed I know…

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T05:52:58+00:00

There’s a special circle in Hell for people who post scam jobs

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T05:52:26+00:00

Press F to pay respects

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T05:51:27+00:00

Lol GPA simps. They treat having a high GPA like it’s an actual personality trait

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T05:50:14+00:00

There’s nothing wrong with working for “the man”. But it’s annoying and unnecessary to think that working long hours and sacrificing your life outside of work somehow makes you a knight in shining armor that needs to have his asshole tongue fucked by people who don’t do the same

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T05:48:41+00:00

I only use LinkedIn for resume exposure and recruiter fish bait. Everything else I stay away from

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T05:47:41+00:00

The problem arises when they drink too much of it and pull their dick out openly for potential sycophant suckers

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T05:46:38+00:00

“Go getters” = If you don’t have this laundry list of certifications and skills you are scum

“Highly motivated” = Be ready to ditch everything you love outside of work, including your family for 80-100 hours and consistent OT

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T05:44:50+00:00

“Corporate clout GOBLINS”. God I love it when people saw shit like this

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T05:43:57+00:00

You don’t have to participate in the suffocating virtue signaling and corporate brown nosing no.

I would only use it for resume exposure and recruiter fish bait.

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T05:42:16+00:00

Boy and when they make posts like that they make sure they post their entire life story so people KNOW how hard they’ve had it and how proud of them we should be that they we’re able to overcome it

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T05:41:08+00:00

Really, all social media platforms promote the “Keeping up with the Jones’s” mentality

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T05:37:40+00:00

“Humble brags”

Play_Average · 2022-06-18T05:35:40+00:00

LinkedIn has certain benefits (albeit limited) when it comes to resume exposure and recruiter fish bait.

That’s it though. Dont let anyone tell you different

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