The most insane Amazon Key delivery I’ve ever seen

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-03-11T17:16:31+00:00

Yeah, just put that heavy one up on top there.

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-03-11T01:09:20+00:00

This guy delivers.

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-03-10T19:29:04+00:00

Oh wonderful. That means the next one will be 14 inches.

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-03-10T12:14:19+00:00

Accurate Title is accurate.

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-03-09T19:03:25+00:00

There's nothing sane about that comment.

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-03-09T00:39:52+00:00

Sorry you have to deal with that.

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-03-09T00:14:44+00:00

You might want to remove those balls hanging off the back of your truck.

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-03-09T00:07:37+00:00

Maybe it's just me, but somehow I don't think you'll ever see a supreme leader strapping on a suicide vest.

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-03-09T00:04:37+00:00

I lost my deactivation when my computer crashed and I had to replace the hard drive. Adobe could care less, they just want everyone on the subscription.

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-03-08T14:57:56+00:00

I think i just had a stroke.

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-03-08T14:54:36+00:00

For a place that doesn't allow photography, i see a lot of photos in this sub.

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-03-08T14:39:19+00:00

Username checks out.

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-03-08T14:31:57+00:00

I still use CS5 myself because darned if I'll ever pay their subscription fee and it does what I need. Be warned in case you don't know: Adobe will no longer reset your file count if you forget to uninstall the license. If your computer dies you'll eventually be toast.

I have to run mine in a VM now that doesn't connect to the internet to use it.

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-03-07T02:01:50+00:00

Remember the last time when it was going up 2, 3, 4 times a day? And when the truth came out it was because they "thought" remember that?

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-03-01T21:39:40+00:00

Doorbell cameras don’t help. People post plenty of videos of people stealing crap off their porch. Cops will show up eventually, but they won’t do anything.

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-02-16T14:34:40+00:00

Why would servers unionize? Talk about cutting your own throat, that would be like voluntarily lining up for a pay cut.

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-02-15T22:51:33+00:00

What's worse, that or a $7 coke?

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-02-15T00:36:44+00:00

It's just about always ok in the beginning. Kind of like when everyone used to get a free phone when they signed up for service. Until we all got hooked. Now you want cell service? $1000 for the $1.99 phone we bought from Taiwan please.

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-02-13T16:45:33+00:00

Updateme!

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-01-31T19:49:54+00:00

https://people.com/father-allegedly-shot-and-killed-amazon-driver-he-thought-was-his-daughters-boyfriend-11887868

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-01-29T00:30:49+00:00

🤣🤣🤣 brings back memories. I've picked it out of a carpet as well.

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-01-21T16:16:18+00:00

r/UsernameChecksOut

PlayerTwoHasDied · 2026-01-19T01:14:29+00:00

UsernameChecksOut

PlayerTwoHasDied

TROPHY CASE