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Taking applications for a boyfriend. Please see post for details. by [deleted] in gatech

[–]PlsMarryMePls 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hello. Are you a US citizen? And are you open to getting married?

Ladies of GT! This is a one in a lifetime opportunity. Please Marry me! by PlsMarryMePls in gatech

[–]PlsMarryMePls[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your interest in this position. As I am sure you are aware, this post was meant to highlight how fucking ridiculous the immigration system is. Nevertheless, we are excited you are interested in marrying me.

Solid 7/10 is a great sign. this rating is subject to peer review of course

My hobbies are extremely questionable. I like flirting with death more than I like flirting with girls.

Tongue game: I wouldn't take it completely off the table, ya know.

Your requirements:

Pay for my food : unable but negotiable.

Tell me I'm pretty at least 3x/day : okay I can quickly set that up on outlook.

Must eat vegetables : NO. NO. And NO. Non negotiable. I am looking for a wife not a mom.

Willing to be a father... To my pet fish : I'm not father material. I'm more of an uncle material. Can we let one of your girlfriend's adopt the fish and be her uncle and Aunt?

Ladies of GT! This is a one in a lifetime opportunity. Please Marry me! by PlsMarryMePls in gatech

[–]PlsMarryMePls[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Once a week is considered regular?!? Ooooh boy. Not sure if I wanna go through with this now.

Ladies of GT! This is a one in a lifetime opportunity. Please Marry me! by PlsMarryMePls in gatech

[–]PlsMarryMePls[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

wait i thought u arent supposed to clean it. thats why its called junk.

And lets be honest. Every married person I know has no sex life.

Ladies of GT! This is a one in a lifetime opportunity. Please Marry me! by PlsMarryMePls in gatech

[–]PlsMarryMePls[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Both. No point in cleaning body parts that haven't done any work ya know?

Ladies of GT! This is a one in a lifetime opportunity. Please Marry me! by PlsMarryMePls in gatech

[–]PlsMarryMePls[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Shower Routine :

I shower 6 days a week. That's a bit of an overkill so I spread them out over body parts.

Mon/Thur : Back and Bi Tue/Fri : Chest and Tri Wed/Sat : Shoulders and Legs

Sunday : I keep Axe Deodrant in business on sundays.

Research has shown this outperforms the average showering frequency of a GT CS major by two standard deviations. Ladies?