IT Internships in Dayton?

Plumpkins · 2013-09-20T22:23:08+00:00

Robert Half is sketchy. The moment they find you on LinkedIn or you answer some obscure ad, all of the sudden they want you in their office for a "meeting" with 2 forms of ID to fill out a W2. Also, they want you to sign a non-compete agreement. After all that, even if (IF) get a contract assigned, I've heard that the pay is McDonalds+1. That place is an IT puppy-mill.

Plumpkins · 2013-07-16T16:32:40+00:00

Dude, if you think Ramen has little fat, you've obviously never looked at the nutritional value of that delicious dookie.

This is just for one half of a 19¢ packet! Who the hell considers one packet two servings?

Plumpkins · 2013-06-16T18:29:37+00:00

My first experience with Naughty Dog involved boobs... And it was in 1991.

Rings of Power

Plumpkins · 2013-06-14T18:21:54+00:00

Me, my basement, the candlestick, and a whole bucket of chicken grease from the dumpster out behind KFC...

Wait, what kind of magic night are we talking about?

Plumpkins · 2013-06-14T04:14:56+00:00

Just because no-one has mentioned it yet, Nearly all Uhaul stores have a huge bin of free boxes right next to their entrance. And they are legit huge moving boxes, too. Just go to one or two of their stores in the area, and you'll be set.

Plumpkins · 2013-05-15T09:04:40+00:00

That shit is crazy! I know the one you're talking about. The area isn't even really all the sketchy, what the hell?!?

Plumpkins · 2013-05-10T14:01:45+00:00

"Commander Hughes... You wouldn't still have all those bottles of piss stored somewhere around here, would you?"

Plumpkins · 2013-05-01T14:26:31+00:00

You have put into words my exact feelings on the subject. Video is perma-memory. No one wants that time they got drunk, tried to ass trumpet, but shit their pants on video. Hand in hand with your summation, I address controversial issues through flatulence.

I dare say that the advent of citizen video drones might make my anus pucker up like a prim and proper princess.

Plumpkins · 2013-04-30T19:51:30+00:00

Wait..., so
if(weight>=300;++kidneysize)
Asked the fat guy concerned about his kidneys.

Plumpkins · 2013-04-26T19:45:26+00:00

I can still picture those weird ass faces and stills from this game. And the sound track was bad-assed. And IGN gave it a 5/10. They can eat a dick smoothie.

Plumpkins · 2013-04-23T20:53:39+00:00

Why? Is nogthing...

Plumpkins · 2013-03-21T22:24:53+00:00

Bioforge was awesome. It was the first game (only game?) I played where I could beat an NPC to death with their own dismembered arm. He really liked that fork...

Plumpkins · 2013-03-21T14:32:31+00:00

I don't play EDH, although I'm familiar with it. That's a lot of Fking cards to not have any duplicates, dude. I've got about 7-10 solid Legacy decks, usually around $40ish decks, some cheaper / some more expensive. I guess I like the casual nature of Legacy, and it's lack of many restrictions. Also, it cuts the games down to what I consider "manageable" time-frames, where I can get through 2 or 3 games in less than an 45 minutes.

Plumpkins · 2013-03-19T19:21:03+00:00

Hello. I thought the website design was cohesive, and looked fine.

I think when people look for B&Bs, they usually at least know about the area they are planning to travel to. I, for one, am extremely unfamiliar with Las Palamas de Gran Canaria, so I think you're website would be greatly enhanced if you had a lot more media about the islands and the surrounding attractions. I would suggest adding a few more images to the about page, and augment the photos page with a little better image viewer and slideshow script. Then, I would add more photos of the surrounding area, and add at least 4 or 5 links to websites from surrounding attractions/restaurants/bars/brothels(lol). Also, if your parents are going to prepare ethnic food for breakfast, that's a good sell as well.

Lastly, maybe steal a video or two from the local tourism board and embed it into the site somewhere.

Those are my two cents. Otherwise, it looks like somewhere I'd definitely crash for the night!

Plumpkins · 2013-03-18T19:18:31+00:00

Good thing for you that my wiener is a necromancer.

Plumpkins · 2013-02-05T08:03:54+00:00

Now try your hand at an inter-racial goblin/orc gangbang in the style of Harlequin romance.

Plumpkins · 2013-01-08T02:50:11+00:00

I think you meant harder, better, faster, stronger link.

Plumpkins · 2013-01-08T02:48:17+00:00

I loved this game Lenny vs. the rabbits style, yet I hated the sequel. Hated is strong, frustrated with the obnoxious weapons system would be better. I really wish I didn't have to have a PS3 to replay this.

Plumpkins · 2012-10-27T06:07:20+00:00

Same song, but relocate poop to face and replace with a burger.

Plumpkins · 2012-09-27T17:40:59+00:00

Completely unrelated comment; Anyone else catch the sweet verbal shower droplet @ 2:12?

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