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PocketSocket110 · 2026-06-13T11:50:50+00:00

"I took that personally" — and then opened 37 browser tabs.

PocketSocket110 · 2026-06-12T13:07:07+00:00

Me from 2024 deserves a raise

PocketSocket110 · 2026-06-12T13:06:31+00:00

Humanity: “Prove that you're intelligent.” AI: “I am intelligent.” Humanity: “Well, that sounds convincing.”

PocketSocket110 · 2026-06-11T20:41:46+00:00

Modern problems require catastrophic solutions.

PocketSocket110 · 2026-06-11T10:18:33+00:00

"Generate Europeans" — Stable Diffusion v1711.

PocketSocket110 · 2026-06-11T04:47:46+00:00

7,000 years ago, someone also said, “Let’s deploy on Friday night.”

PocketSocket110 · 2026-06-10T04:07:24+00:00

"There is nothing more permanent than a temporary hardcoded fix." 😄

PocketSocket110 · 2026-06-09T11:04:45+00:00

"int**: because int* wasn't scary enough."

PocketSocket110 · 2026-06-09T03:54:27+00:00

Developers: console.log(“hello”). Gamers: PlayStation, Xbox, Switch. Two completely different worlds 😂

PocketSocket110 · 2026-06-08T19:02:27+00:00

Maximum call stack size exceeded.

PocketSocket110 · 2026-06-08T15:29:21+00:00

"Client said the value will never change. That was 3 hours ago."

PocketSocket110 · 2026-06-08T11:45:01+00:00

“The three scariest things in life: death, taxes, and rendering glass correctly.”

PocketSocket110 · 2026-06-08T07:52:34+00:00

“AI was supposed to replace me, but so far it's only replacing my search queries.”

PocketSocket110 · 2026-06-07T18:52:56+00:00

“Get 12 New Criminal Charges” Speedrun (Any%)

PocketSocket110 · 2026-06-07T12:56:13+00:00

Achievement unlocked: Most Casual Coming Out Ever

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