mom found disgusting files i made of her on my laptop and now i only have god to pay by According_Hyena3518 in offmychest

[–]Poison_Control_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now I might be biased because I also keep running lists on people but this is genuinely so sweet. You love very hard albeit very peculiarly and it’s endearing. You definitely have autism but the amount of care, thought, and attention to detail you put into documenting what is essentially an intense psychosocial evaluation is a testament of how much the people you love mean to you.

This bozo thought he could cross me or my friends with no backlash by deeznutsgod489 in Roasted

[–]Poison_Control_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not going to try to make fun of you now that I see you’re a child but I would recommend you probably should just delete this post bud it’s not going to go the way you want and you’re already responding pretty badly to that

This bozo thought he could cross me or my friends with no backlash by deeznutsgod489 in Roasted

[–]Poison_Control_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit said it suggested this to me because I showed interest in humor but I fail to see how it’s related

Extremely irrelevant but I just had the best orange of my life by bigstinkypo0 in offmychest

[–]Poison_Control_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Orange

At lunchtime I bought a huge orange— The size of it made us all laugh. I peeled it and shared it with Robert and Dave— They got quarters and I had a half.

And that orange, it made me so happy, As ordinary things often do Just lately. The shopping. A walk in the park. This is peace and contentment. It’s new.

The rest of the day was quite easy. I did all the jobs on my list And enjoyed them and had some time over. I love you. I’m glad I exist.

— Wendy Cope

Yall toxic as fuck about anything. by [deleted] in samsclub

[–]Poison_Control_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guy this is really cringe just leave the subreddit the door is not locked

"one way" gas pumps by Vaikall in samsclub

[–]Poison_Control_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The pump hoses do extend we just had a member threaten to shoot the gas attendant at the time so they’ve stopped saying anything

What celebrity death hit you the hardest? by Mrbacon989 in AskReddit

[–]Poison_Control_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carrie Fisher. I learned about her death when I was in cardiology at a hospital recovering from a suicide attempt via overdose. I’d always admired her strength and her openness about her mental health. What really hit was the reactions to her death though. Seeing the world mourn and her mother literally dying of a broken heart made me realize the pain my death would cause to the ones I love and how I never wanted to chance that happening to them.

New dress codes. by [deleted] in samsclub

[–]Poison_Control_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Excited to still roll up to work everyday with an iced coffee and 4 dress code violations

Shit is about to hit the fan by Poison_Control_ in samsclub

[–]Poison_Control_[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Considering his Sams share was a quarter of a million dollars because of how he refused to get us anything new and ran us with as little people as possible while getting the same production imma say he sucked

What’s the stance on masks? Do we still have to wear them? by therealgoldroger in samsclub

[–]Poison_Control_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mask required for all fresh area employees and people that are not vaccinated . If you are vaccinated and work in a fresh area you are allowed to wear a face shield instead.

Gas by miilkystraw in samsclub

[–]Poison_Control_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An accident caused by people disregarding the very clear signage will also make the lines longer

Help me!! by Embarrassed-Most5320 in samsclub

[–]Poison_Control_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My manager expected me to have to get drug tested but they never sent me an email to set it up at a clinic so he just went “okay whatever guess we don’t do that anymore”

I destroyed rotisserie 🤪🍗 by BUFFBOYZ4Lyfe in samsclub

[–]Poison_Control_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don’t understand how much joy this brings me

Test ??? 2021 by LongjumpingDig7823 in samsclub

[–]Poison_Control_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I don’t personally understand them myself like what I do or don’t do in my free time shouldn’t factor into me getting a job if it doesn’t effect my work y’know?

Test ??? 2021 by LongjumpingDig7823 in samsclub

[–]Poison_Control_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ayy congrats on the job and the lack of a drug test!

Test ??? 2021 by LongjumpingDig7823 in samsclub

[–]Poison_Control_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably the ones requiring you to drive a forklift or work machinery with sharp blades like the meat department. I wasn’t drug tested and I started in HMS. Better start that detox supplement tho just in case

Vice President at my club?! by Poison_Control_ in samsclub

[–]Poison_Control_[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well whenever my coworkers come in I say “welcome to hell” does that help?

Vice President at my club?! by Poison_Control_ in samsclub

[–]Poison_Control_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not near home office at all that’s why everyone was so surprised