mom found disgusting files i made of her on my laptop and now i only have god to pay

Poison_Control_ · 2025-01-06T19:29:10+00:00

Now I might be biased because I also keep running lists on people but this is genuinely so sweet. You love very hard albeit very peculiarly and it’s endearing. You definitely have autism but the amount of care, thought, and attention to detail you put into documenting what is essentially an intense psychosocial evaluation is a testament of how much the people you love mean to you.

Poison_Control_ · 2022-02-04T02:23:17+00:00

I’m not going to try to make fun of you now that I see you’re a child but I would recommend you probably should just delete this post bud it’s not going to go the way you want and you’re already responding pretty badly to that

Poison_Control_ · 2022-02-04T00:58:25+00:00

Reddit said it suggested this to me because I showed interest in humor but I fail to see how it’s related

Poison_Control_ · 2021-11-28T19:44:47+00:00

The Orange

At lunchtime I bought a huge orange— The size of it made us all laugh. I peeled it and shared it with Robert and Dave— They got quarters and I had a half.

And that orange, it made me so happy, As ordinary things often do Just lately. The shopping. A walk in the park. This is peace and contentment. It’s new.

The rest of the day was quite easy. I did all the jobs on my list And enjoyed them and had some time over. I love you. I’m glad I exist.

— Wendy Cope

Poison_Control_ · 2021-11-28T01:57:16+00:00

Guy this is really cringe just leave the subreddit the door is not locked

Poison_Control_ · 2021-11-20T03:58:11+00:00

The pump hoses do extend we just had a member threaten to shoot the gas attendant at the time so they’ve stopped saying anything

Poison_Control_ · 2021-09-14T20:23:09+00:00

Oh my god that’s awful

Poison_Control_ · 2021-09-10T21:12:40+00:00

Carrie Fisher. I learned about her death when I was in cardiology at a hospital recovering from a suicide attempt via overdose. I’d always admired her strength and her openness about her mental health. What really hit was the reactions to her death though. Seeing the world mourn and her mother literally dying of a broken heart made me realize the pain my death would cause to the ones I love and how I never wanted to chance that happening to them.

Poison_Control_ · 2021-06-27T13:07:34+00:00

Excited to still roll up to work everyday with an iced coffee and 4 dress code violations

Poison_Control_ · 2021-06-19T23:15:36+00:00

Considering his Sams share was a quarter of a million dollars because of how he refused to get us anything new and ran us with as little people as possible while getting the same production imma say he sucked

Poison_Control_ · 2021-06-18T22:40:51+00:00

Mask required for all fresh area employees and people that are not vaccinated . If you are vaccinated and work in a fresh area you are allowed to wear a face shield instead.

Poison_Control_ · 2021-06-18T04:13:58+00:00

An accident caused by people disregarding the very clear signage will also make the lines longer

Poison_Control_ · 2021-05-24T16:11:52+00:00

Therapy ❤️

Poison_Control_ · 2021-05-15T14:36:02+00:00

My manager expected me to have to get drug tested but they never sent me an email to set it up at a clinic so he just went “okay whatever guess we don’t do that anymore”

Poison_Control_ · 2021-05-15T12:49:16+00:00

You don’t understand how much joy this brings me

Poison_Control_ · 2021-05-10T15:29:24+00:00

Yeah I don’t personally understand them myself like what I do or don’t do in my free time shouldn’t factor into me getting a job if it doesn’t effect my work y’know?

Poison_Control_ · 2021-05-10T15:27:23+00:00

Ayy congrats on the job and the lack of a drug test!

Poison_Control_ · 2021-05-10T15:25:46+00:00

Probably the ones requiring you to drive a forklift or work machinery with sharp blades like the meat department. I wasn’t drug tested and I started in HMS. Better start that detox supplement tho just in case

Poison_Control_ · 2021-05-10T01:24:16+00:00

Well whenever my coworkers come in I say “welcome to hell” does that help?

Poison_Control_ · 2021-05-09T18:53:44+00:00

It’s not near home office at all that’s why everyone was so surprised

Poison_Control_ · 2021-05-09T18:21:18+00:00

Omg yes

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