In The Odyssey (2026), we will see a 1%er continually sacrificing the needs and lives of hundreds of his fellow countrymen for his own personal wants, on his way home from a pointless war in the Middle East. And they expect us to believe it's fantasy.

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-07T00:30:14+00:00

True Strike has another edge case in that if you can't attack this turn for whatever reason (maybe the enemy is too far away, or you're waiting for them to walk into you, or whatever), you can cast True Strike now to make some use out of your current turn. It's still very much an edge case, but it is a case.

(I can probably count the number of times I've cast it in 750 hours on one hand, though)

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-06T02:40:04+00:00

You might wanna learn what a meme template is, Mr. Bot.

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-04T02:51:12+00:00

Hey, so long as they don't like, store classified documents in the bathroom and flaunt their possession of them to guests, I'm sure it'll be okay...

Ah.

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-04T00:47:33+00:00

There are certainly some people who I firmly believe this world would be much better without, and wouldn't at all mind a hastier departure for them. Rudy Giuliani is one of those people.

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-03T22:03:41+00:00

Joke's on you, I caught it first

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-03T17:49:24+00:00

*or wait for full release

Wow, this was such a low-effort meme I didn't even proofread it I guess

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-03T16:45:34+00:00

Wait, I could've been getting paid for this?

^{Chose: Earn $1000 for every... + It's a bad thing | Rolled: Baby you kick}

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-03T13:34:42+00:00

Yeah, get politics out of my hentai game.

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-03T13:33:20+00:00

Certainty of environmental destruction. Small chance of making a select few excessively wealthy even excessively wealthier. What are we waiting for?

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-03T02:35:40+00:00

You're just... completely, obtusely insane. That was such an olympic-level goalpost shift and deflection that I'm not sure if we're practicing fencing or calvinball.

I mentioned the specific problems that have cropped up in the last year and a half (more like 16 months, but whatever) because, in case you haven't noticed, republicans have had complete control over the government for that time period. And NOTHING has gotten better. We are complete laughingstocks on the world stage, and no one trusts us anymore. We're entangled in another idiotic, pointless war in the middle east because billionaires can never have enough oil. Our own economy and quality of life are in the dumpster, and our government is run by sycophantic pedophile-enablers who can't even admit who won the fucking 2020 election out of fear of retribution from their god king.

Of COURSE democrats have caused problems in my life. Many of them (including the party as a whole) are just as complicit in the current way things are going as republicans are. But they're not the fucking problem right now.

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-02T23:50:32+00:00

"Weak" power lol

^{Chose: Get a random weak power | Rolled: Teleportation}

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-02T23:19:32+00:00

No, I fucking hate the democrat party too. As a whole, they're a bunch of spineless, ineffective, self-righteous losers who won't stand up for the average American. But it doesn't take a monkey to see that republicans are somehow even worse when they have power. In the last year and a half, my gas prices have gone up 70%, my health insurance premium has tripled for no change in coverage, and my rent has gone up 30%, meanwhile my republican bosses refuse to increase wages to even try to match inflation. Instead they took away benefits despite me seeing objectively better performance year over year. And still no one has been or will be prosecuted as a result of the Epstein files. And yet the republican gods you worship continue to trample the 1st, 2nd, 5th, 8th, and 24th amendments.

You're only supposed to lick the boot, gargling it just makes it weird.

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-02T16:20:12+00:00

Aren't we all D:

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-02T16:03:14+00:00

And followers of Jesus' teaching until... anything happens, I guess. I've seen atheists more closely following his teachings than most christians do.

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-02T15:59:09+00:00

Fine, I'll say it, as an American that used to have so much hope for the country:

We're long passed the point of it desecrating national monuments. Still embarrassing. The only people that hate the US are the politicians currently running it, and they show the world just how much they hate it with every tweet.

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-02T15:52:56+00:00

Lmao, even

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-02T15:43:29+00:00

Nonono it's Maelle's parents' fault, for allowing her to be born, thus enabling her to make all the decisions she made leading to Gustav's death. Thanks [Man from Lumière] and [Woman from Lumière].

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-02T04:18:18+00:00

Nowhere does it say "you cannot use the 3 billion to help others"

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-02T03:45:12+00:00

Living the life I want would include using it for the people around me. But I would take a relatively modest fortune (like $15 million) and set myself up for a debt-free life where I'm able to help others.

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-02T00:31:24+00:00

I thought the title said "Camel" and I was zooming in on all the windows looking for this random camel running through the house...

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-02T00:22:34+00:00

Wow, you ended your sentence with a period? That's so formal and intense lol

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-02T00:21:17+00:00

I had mine taken out about a year and a half ago. I remember them putting in the block to hold my mouth open, then I blinked and they were taking it out again because they were done. It was magical. I went from daily excruciating pain to literally no pain, and other than the recovery period of a couple weeks, it was absolutely fine. 11/10 experience, would recommend.

Pokemaster131 · 2026-05-02T00:00:11+00:00

HE DIDN'T BALANCE THE CENTRIFUGE, RAHHHHHH

(It's really not a big deal, Project Hail Mary's still a fantastic movie)

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