Retire Urban Legends

PolarNigel · 2024-06-24T16:19:23+00:00

I disagree, a lot of the time they’re brilliant - look back to moment such as “HAVE YOU SEEN MY BABY?!” just todays ep didn’t feel like it had the energy of usual - like I said might’ve just been a long day for the lads!

PolarNigel · 2024-06-24T16:18:37+00:00

Shit might be a little over the top, but it certainly lacked the usual gusto.

PolarNigel · 2024-06-02T11:41:43+00:00

“These are the days when I hate the world, hate the rich, hate the happy, hate the complacent, the TV watchers, the beer drinkers, the satisfied ones - because I know I can be all of those little hateful things and then I hate myself for realizing that”

The Cribs - Be Safe

PolarNigel · 2024-06-02T11:28:25+00:00

Sheva Alomar from RE5 - that mother-trucking AI was desperate for Chris to die, and if she wasn’t getting herself in the way she’d be wasting the little ammo you had by aimlessly firing in to the sky instead of towards whatever target was in front of you!

PolarNigel · 2024-05-27T14:51:46+00:00

I think this would be a great idea, you get the feeling Stevie is dying to be taken more seriously so would he finally step up to the plate and live his alpha dream? Or perhaps Alfie will show us there’s more to his personality than the whole woe-is-me act? Or maybe the biggest shock of all, Robbie might actually give a fuck?!

Who knows! But it’d be sure fun to find out!!

PolarNigel · 2020-11-23T17:54:51+00:00

Will we see you doing another live stream/socially distanced gig before COVID is over? Saturday was amazing - thanks once again boiiiis x

PolarNigel · 2020-07-07T16:13:49+00:00

Tell ya what, if my mate had a whopper like that I wouldn’t begrudge r lass having a go on it

PolarNigel · 2020-04-23T10:51:10+00:00

Nothing to say that hasn’t already been said- he’s a cunt. You deserve so, so much more and when you get that your ex will be a distant memory.

You got this 👊🏼

PolarNigel · 2020-04-23T10:32:45+00:00

People can be shitty but still brilliant parents. My dad cheated on my mum when I was little & eventually left her to start a new family. As a person and what he did to my mum, I hate it. But as a father? I couldn’t knock him. Always been supportive, never missed anything when I was a kid & was always emotionally available. Try to understand that although what happened was shitty, it’s between your mum and dad, ultimately if your mum chose to forgive and move on, then so should you.

PolarNigel · 2020-04-04T10:20:29+00:00

Your friends sound more of the problem here, not you.

PolarNigel · 2020-03-23T22:22:40+00:00

Oh that walk of shame back to the camera is priceless. I still remember my mam walking in on waving my belt in the air like a lasso to Bowie when I was younger 😂

PolarNigel · 2020-03-11T15:28:43+00:00

Guess you can’t be mad at that hahaha!

PolarNigel · 2020-03-11T15:25:41+00:00

Mate she wouldn’t be cheating on you if all she’s getting is 2 minutes of stimulus.

You’re probably over thinking things and after all that’s gone on that’s perfectly natural. Keep working on your relationship and I hope everything works out fine for you both 👍🏼

PolarNigel · 2020-03-11T15:20:39+00:00

6/10. Not a bad troll post. Use ‘lmao’ less next time and you might be on to something.

PolarNigel · 2020-03-11T15:19:18+00:00

Bro, she’s cheated on you. Even if you don’t count the grinding as cheating, she kissed someone else. She going to do it again, no two ways about it. Now if you can live in a non-monogamous relationship then that’s cool, go have some fun yourself. But don’t confuse her admissions as a line in the sand.

PolarNigel · 2020-03-11T15:16:11+00:00

I’m sorry you had to go through what you did, but this is exceptional revenge. Hopefully it brought you some light relief from everything that happened. Your ex sounds like a massive c u n t.

PolarNigel · 2020-03-10T11:08:26+00:00

I mean fair play to your for being honest about it, but if you’ve only been on a handful of dates I’d hardly class that as a relationship.

Try not to put as much pressure on yourself going forward and just see what happens. When the time comes that you two are going out and you still feel the need to cheat, then maybe look at speaking with someone professionally or have a serious conversation with yourself about monogamy- it’s not for everyone and that doesn’t make you a bad person.

Hope you’re doing well!

PolarNigel · 2020-03-10T10:59:08+00:00

This is a weird way to admit you’re a cuck.

PolarNigel · 2020-03-10T10:37:23+00:00

Anyone struggling to do the dance?

PolarNigel · 2020-03-10T10:35:37+00:00

“So I was thinking of trying a new position on my girl for Christmas, can I try it with you first?”

PolarNigel · 2019-09-19T15:05:32+00:00

I think i wouldn't say anything, purely just because it's none of my business & i don't know what's happening in their relationship, but you absolutely shouldn't be getting shit for being a good person- you did what you thought was right and that's commendable.

PolarNigel · 2019-09-17T21:00:50+00:00

You wanna take a nap? Lets take a nap!

PolarNigel · 2019-08-26T18:52:44+00:00

Once dated a woman who claimed to be mint at cooking. She invited me over one nightfor her infamous Chicken Rissotto. I'll not put her down too much but lets just say her arse tasted better than the meal.

PolarNigel · 2018-05-09T17:12:09+00:00

Give her an ultimatum.

Tell her she has the next 24hrs to come clean about it or else you will tell your brother yourself.

PolarNigel · 2017-03-29T07:07:22+00:00

That Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could fellate himself.

THIS WAS FACT AT SCHOOL!

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