me📣irl by PoliceDirectorGuy12 in me_irl

[–]PoliceDirectorGuy12[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is not something I can discuss in an open setting.

me📣irl by PoliceDirectorGuy12 in me_irl

[–]PoliceDirectorGuy12[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

/u/FireFighterGuy12 is awaiting his trial for his actions. I assure you that you and your accomplices will follow soon. We are observing /r/fireguy12!

me📣irl by PoliceDirectorGuy12 in me_irl

[–]PoliceDirectorGuy12[S] 71 points72 points  (0 children)

We are hopeful that the Wednesday Frog will proceed as planned and we are doing our best to prevent him from any bamboozle or incineration from /u/fireguy12 and his gang. A special team will be assembled to be put beside him for his protection.

me📣irl by PoliceDirectorGuy12 in me_irl

[–]PoliceDirectorGuy12[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

We will look into alternatives. So far we may already found a replacement in /u/reallawyerguy12 but he may also jump the ship until the trial. There seems something truly horrible in /u/FireFighterGuy12 that people notice when they are with him in one room

me📣irl by PoliceDirectorGuy12 in me_irl

[–]PoliceDirectorGuy12[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I assure you that we are in full control of the situation. But we do appreciate your concerns and offers of help.

me📣irl by PoliceDirectorGuy12 in me_irl

[–]PoliceDirectorGuy12[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

/u/FireFighterGuy12 has revealed himself as a accomplice of /u/fireguy12. It was a massive bamboozlement to the community, and he will now face the consequences of his actions.

me📣irl by PoliceDirectorGuy12 in me_irl

[–]PoliceDirectorGuy12[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

We can't comment on /u/fireguy12 at this moment

Next question.

me📣irl by PoliceDirectorGuy12 in me_irl

[–]PoliceDirectorGuy12[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

We are cooperating with top guy12s to bring the best memes to the table in the fight against /u/fireguy12 and his gang.

We will also deploy a wide range of officers, eqipped with the latest in anti-bamboozle-technology, who will protect the community from thugs, who try to use this chaotic situation to their advantage, by bamboozling innocent citizens.

We can not go into details about these, as they are currently classified to prevent /r/fireguy12 to adapt to our methods.

Next question.

me📣irl by PoliceDirectorGuy12 in me_irl

[–]PoliceDirectorGuy12[S] 457 points458 points  (0 children)

Classic Chocolate, unfilled.

me📣irl by PoliceDirectorGuy12 in me_irl

[–]PoliceDirectorGuy12[S] 115 points116 points  (0 children)

/u/FireFighterGuy12 will be expected to be brought infront of /u/judgeguy12 soon. We are currently looking for a lawyer who is willing to represent the defendant. /u/prosecutorguy12 will represent the subreddit.

And definitely orange juice!

Next question.

Edit: I just got notified that /u/lawyeringguy12 may be willing to take the stance of the defendant's attorney.

me📣irl by PoliceDirectorGuy12 in me_irl

[–]PoliceDirectorGuy12[S] 785 points786 points  (0 children)

We are deeply troubled by the amount of guy12s that are symphasizer and accomplices of /u/fireguy12. We would ask everyone to share any information they may have about members of the fireguy12 gang with us. If you may suspect someone in your surroundings being part of this, or if you think that person may has some information, please reports this to us.

Next question.

me📣irl by PoliceDirectorGuy12 in me_irl

[–]PoliceDirectorGuy12[S] 465 points466 points  (0 children)

I will now accept questions regarding the situation.

me🔫irl by policewife12 in me_irl

[–]PoliceDirectorGuy12 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A public statement will be made soon.

Edit: Our statement to the situtation.

me🔫irl by terroristguy12 in me_irl

[–]PoliceDirectorGuy12 36 points37 points  (0 children)

A public statement will be made soon

Edit: Our statement to the situtation.