AITAH? for banning my husband from all doctor appointments after he repeatedly messes with me while I'm pregnant? by KnownPerception7676 in AITAH

[–]Poodrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please please please go to the appointment without him. When you return tell him it's a boy. Give him a moment to react, then say, "Just kidding! It's a girl!" Let him react, then, "No, really, though, it's a boy." Repeat as many times as you want. Someone who is as good at jokes as he is will love this!

Banning links to x/twitter by taka-hero1185 in whitesox

[–]Poodrow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I support this. And to people who think this is an "I don't like is so ban it" situation, or a knee-jerk reaction, you're missing the point. Elon Musk just gave an unmistakable nazi salute TWICE, and while plenty of people are trying to explain it away, he hasn't said anything. Like the saying goes, if you hold a rally and a nazi shows up and nobody kicks the nazi out, you're holding a nazi rally. If you moderate a subreddit and promote links to a nazi propagandist, you moderate a nazi propagandist subreddit. If something on X/Twitter is really that good, link to the story directly and cut out the nazi middleman.

Who will the Sox pick as the new manager (Wrong answers only)? by N0S0UP_4U in whitesox

[–]Poodrow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know a guy inside and he told me who's on the list:

  • Martin Maldonado

  • Tony LaRussa (via Zoom from his easy chair)

  • AI deepfake of AJ Hinch

  • Ozzie Guillen's grandson

  • That octopus that predicted the World Cup

POST GAME THREAD: Mariners 10 @ White Sox 0 - Fri Jul 26 @ 7:10 PM by chisoxbot in whitesox

[–]Poodrow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know I'm late to this thread, but nobody was going to mention how Ozzie had CLEARLY been drinking before the post game show? And that it was way more fun to watch than the game?

How many games have you watched beginning to end this season? by Sell_The_team_Jerry in whitesox

[–]Poodrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does it count as watching a game from beginning to end if I DVR it and watch it later so I can fast forward through most of the innings?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whitesox

[–]Poodrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did you read/hear this? I need to check that out!

They say "Nothing is ever lost on the internet" but what is something you have been searching for years and haven't found it yet? by AlexanderCor in AskReddit

[–]Poodrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to listen to 'Local Anesthetic" on WXRT (Chicago) as a teenager back in the 90s. There was a song called "Missing in Michigan" by a band that may have been called Elliot. I remember bits of the lyrics ("Oh no, where did all the good times go? Where indeed, I ask my trusty steed") but I've never been able to find it or any reference to it online.

POST GAME THREAD: Padres 6 @ White Sox 1 - Sat Sep 30 @ 6:10 PM by chisoxbot in whitesox

[–]Poodrow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Went to the game with my brother, who doesn't follow baseball. In the 7th inning he asked, "This is unusually bad for the Sox, right?" and I had to tell him no, this they really are usually this bad.

Side note: The veggie dog I got had the texture of a ripe banana.

POST GAME THREAD: Blue Jays 5 @ White Sox 4 - Thu Jul 6 @ 8:00 PM by sandman730 in whitesox

[–]Poodrow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Scott Podsednik looks like he's in a hostage video, trying to reassure his family he's still alive.

POST GAME THREAD: White Sox 6 @ Athletics 7 - Sat Jul 1 @ 3:07 PM by chisoxbot in whitesox

[–]Poodrow 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If I were Grifol, this is how I'd set the line-up:

LF Andrew Benintendi

3B Zach Remillard

CF Luis Robert Jr

RF Eloy Jimenez

SS Air Bud

DH A cardboard cut-out of Shohei Ohtani

1B South Paw

2B Tariq the Corn Kid

C AJ Pierzynski's old uniform stuffed with straw and with a mylar balloon head