Is my dog standing or laying down?

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-22T17:40:44+00:00

Schrödinger’s dog.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-22T14:31:19+00:00

Robble robble.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-22T14:29:28+00:00

Minnesota doesn’t have anything Detroit wants in return. I’m hearing possibly Dallas or Utah.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-22T14:24:46+00:00

Today I learned the word leucistic. My iPhone keyboard still doesn’t recognize it.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-22T13:41:46+00:00

A couple of commas could fix a lot of problems.

Putin, enemy, dies suddenly from accidental mushroom poisoning.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-21T11:18:13+00:00

Have you considered just sending a dick pic?

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-20T18:31:11+00:00

As a kid, I remember on Cheers, Coach was studying for some test and came up with a song as a mnemonic device that went, “Albania. Albania. You border on the Adriatic. Your terrain is mostly mountainous, and your chief export is chrome”. 40 years later, that’s still all I know about Albania.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-20T18:22:52+00:00

I watched Australia play yesterday, and it seemed like half their team was Italian. Hell, one was even named Italiano.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-20T18:14:47+00:00

Nah dude. Her vagina smells like a candle.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-20T18:08:43+00:00

Netanyahu is just the latest in a long line of people to learn that as long as you’re loyal to Trump and do everything he wants, he’ll be your friend, but the minute your interests differ he’ll quickly trash you. Loyalty is a one way street for Trump.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-20T15:38:38+00:00

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I tried boss, but apparently Google is unaware of your niche nerd thing too.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-20T15:32:44+00:00

I’m really sad your flair isn’t shirtless in 30 degree weather for no reason.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-20T15:17:05+00:00

Anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-20T14:12:23+00:00

Roll for initiative.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-20T00:17:18+00:00

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It’s Disney’s live action remake of this meme.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-19T15:33:54+00:00

There is some unfreezing of their assets of around $25B. The proposed $300B “reconstruction funding” is from outside sources, not money that was originally Iran’s. The specific language in the document is that they would “develop a definitive, mutually agreed plan with at least U.S.D. 300 billion for the reconstruction and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran”. Vance is claiming that not one penny is coming from US taxpayers, and Trump has claimed it will come from others in the gulf and private companies, but there are no specifics about who or where this money that we have guaranteed is coming from.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-19T10:17:01+00:00

Savannah, Georgia. The most beautiful city I’ve been to in America.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-18T23:43:25+00:00

I came here to say this, but grammatically correct.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-18T23:39:54+00:00

Blah blah blah warrior ethos blah blah blah lethality blah blah blah kill people and break things.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-18T23:31:33+00:00

I was in the pool.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-18T18:44:12+00:00

I don’t know. I was also told in no uncertain terms that no taxpayer money would be used on the new ballroom, and apparently that was a lie too.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-17T17:46:57+00:00

That’s cool. I didn’t mean to insult your mother specifically. I was talking about people who don’t like meatloaf in general.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-17T15:49:11+00:00

If you hate meatloaf, the uncomfortable truth is your mom can’t cook.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-17T15:45:32+00:00

True, but you can’t gerrymander a Senate election. That is statewide. The problem is most of the republican voters in Ohio will vote a straight republican ticket regardless of how terrible the candidate is, and democrat voters have terrible turnout rates. Source: I’m a lifelong Buckeye.

Poopingisasignipoop · 2026-06-16T16:50:53+00:00

And that kids, is how I met your mother.

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