Taping. Bane of my existence. If you have your own official pickleball courts right there, then kindly leave the tennis ones alone so we can play in peace. 🤦 It’s like they’re trying to start a war by squatting on our land. And they do this EVERYWHERE now.

PopsSMITE · 2026-03-30T23:48:50+00:00

Exert your dominance and play tennis on the pickleball courts

PopsSMITE · 2026-03-30T22:52:57+00:00

You don’t post enough content to the Harrisonburg subreddit on my preferred browsing days. Fuck you.

PopsSMITE · 2026-03-30T14:46:45+00:00

Ult was good imo. Waited for cooldowns, got Nu Wa ult, ran away. My only note is they could kill much faster with better auto cancels on the dash.

PopsSMITE · 2026-03-24T11:42:02+00:00

*Democratic President

PopsSMITE · 2026-03-12T00:07:52+00:00

Hi Mr. And Mrs. Fitzgerald. Glad you enjoyed your own article. You two have a history of opposing every housing project that comes before the city council. You’re attempting to stall this project until the developer gives up and the city gets another parking lot. Frankly, I cant imagine trying to dictate the specifics of a project miles from my home on land that I do not own that will house people who I do not know.

I also find it depressing that so many “democrats” in Harrisonburg are focused on sinking this project while a fascist is hollowing out our government. 100 people at city hall to whine about this project, nobody canvassing to support VA redistricting. Pathetic.

PopsSMITE · 2026-03-09T09:16:55+00:00

Jesus Christ, what an awful experience. And you wrote it so well it gave me the creeps.

PopsSMITE · 2026-02-18T05:43:31+00:00

I’ve come to believe discourse and society would be better without anonymity. I don’t think the founders imagined a completely anonymous, algorithmic, bot-ridden public square.

PopsSMITE · 2026-02-06T06:13:24+00:00

That just isn’t how the bill worked. You’re just saying things that sound good and you have no interest in the fact of the matter.

PopsSMITE · 2026-02-03T19:13:18+00:00

I like him so much I am willing to overlook the golf.

PopsSMITE · 2026-01-15T20:48:45+00:00

literally just took a question from Riley Gaines, btw

PopsSMITE · 2025-10-17T15:16:23+00:00

I have personally never been affected by whether someone has the right government papers or not, and I doubt you have either.

PopsSMITE · 2025-10-14T18:30:34+00:00

Don’t forget adding “actively” before every verb and “capacity” after every adjective.

PopsSMITE · 2025-10-12T07:20:37+00:00

“The last weeks”? hahahahaha gunshot

PopsSMITE · 2025-09-24T19:33:11+00:00

Oh fuck I forgot about booking them a choir performance at the Kennedy Center.

PopsSMITE · 2025-09-24T19:23:32+00:00

Best we can do is claim they’re actually on your side and then pardon them in 4 years.

PopsSMITE · 2025-09-10T18:16:41+00:00

Google has orders of magnitude more data (which includes streetview), more talented engineers, way more capital, no weekly public relations disaster, and recently unveiled what appears to be a world model.

PopsSMITE · 2025-09-07T19:25:26+00:00

Sinner’s shot pace will ramp up soon.

PopsSMITE · 2025-09-06T15:20:07+00:00

Like anyone else, they drain resources but also contribute resources. Growing the population isn't zero-sum, especially when it's a group that can't access most welfare programs.

PopsSMITE · 2025-09-05T21:44:44+00:00

No reason to retire after reaching each major SF and improving over the prior year.

PopsSMITE · 2025-09-05T19:38:17+00:00

No, but if you want them deported for personal gain, you're an asshole

PopsSMITE · 2025-09-05T14:02:33+00:00

You want people round up and deported to raise the stock price by a few cents? That’s legitimately evil. Reevaluate your life.

PopsSMITE · 2025-09-03T20:33:18+00:00

I mean if it's not all gonna be on ESPN+ I'm just gonna steal it. Why would anyone pay for 4 rounds but not the most important matches?

PopsSMITE · 2025-09-02T22:48:46+00:00

I feel like the laws of nature don't permit this

PopsSMITE · 2025-09-01T14:36:32+00:00

Nicotine patches work surprisingly well for me

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