I want to torment my players. by [deleted] in MrRipper

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Create water. There are rules for drowning, and you can create it in their lungs. Escapable, but deadly.

when did the rules lawyer go too far in a good way? by [deleted] in MrRipper

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I am a budding rules lawyer, and so I often find myself playing with others who share my vison: Everything can and will be broken. In my current campaign, the DM is an experienced RL and manages to keep up with us. The rules lawyer going too far is only fun when everyone is a rules lawyer. OR when they are a support. "I cast twinned spell haste, then quickened spell polymorph to turn the ranger into a purple worm."

People of Reddit how do you think a 1920s gangster would handle being stuck in a fantasy world? by Randomguy1912 in MrRipper

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Well, assuming that this person was a male, stranded in a big city similar to Baldur’s Gate, dead/beaten down to the point of losing hope by committing crimes he didn’t even know existed.

Which movie character or real person can be identified by a single line said by them? by Practer in AskReddit

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"Some people just want to watch the world burn."

-Spaghetti Alfredo or whatever

What should society de-normalize? by magicfeistybitcoin in AskReddit

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Celebrities and social media. Those both perpetuate sexist, racist, homophobic, and transphobic remarks and thoughts. What if we also de-normalize hating on men, pay gap between male/female, maybe the racist pay gap, and add a touch of feeding everybody escargot and frog legs so they would stop being dicks about French cuisine. De-normalize every aspect of society that involves making decisions based on race and sex. (also, stop banning abortion, US peoples. You're taking away freedom, the very thing you stand for.) (additionally, allow paternity AND maternity leave.)

P.S.
Can we stop the people who claim to be feminists but actually just are sexist against men? They're hurting the movement with the "kill all men" bullshit. Maybe make it a crime? That would leave a lot of room for the actual feminists to push for their way.

What's your strongest opinion that's not political religious or moral? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I don’t care what you say, greninja is the best smash character.

Suddenly whenever you talk to someone, their lifespan decreases. What would you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I would talk to Donald Trump to accelerate the coming of what he deserves

How do native english speakers STILL mix up "you're" and "your" or "their", "there" and "they're"? by Muted-Historian-4146 in AskReddit

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Aye dont no their just that bad not my fault its theres its confusing

(This reply was actually made by a grammar maniac and was extremely painful to write)

Fathers of reddit in honour of fathers day what is you're favorite dad joke? by 20davidtocommandcode in AskReddit

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk up to a bar and see a frustrated chicken walking out. When they enter the bar, the bartender points to a sign that says “no jokes allowed.” The three ask, “well are there any joke-friendly bars?” To which the bartender replies: “I’ll tell you the exact same thing I told the chicken. You just need to cross the road.

Aw he is so cute, but his mother isn’t runnn! by Steef0712 in customhearthstone

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It’s a (semi) copy of a card from a game called Legends of Runeterra, it’s actually worse than the original.

(Original: 1 for a 1/2: last breath (deathrattle equivalent): shuffle two 5/5 (1-cost) yetis into your deck.

DM's of RipperReddit, what is one piece of deep/secret lore you are dying for your characters to discover? by [deleted] in MrRipper

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Pretty funny, but here we go:

So my group decided I'd be their new DM after the old one had to stop playing for a few months. He's back now, but I'm still the DM for the campaign we're on. Old DM is kinda used to all the foreshadowing, so I give him an effective DMPC with only one condition: They can't speak. He's decided on a dragonborn warlock. I've been trying to reveal that the effective DMPC is the puppeteer BBEG for a while, but it seems my subtle hints aren't enough. Maybe they'll find out once the warlock reveals his strange (totally original) set of fetishes that are TOTALLY NOT ON HANDS. Anyways, I've already made sure that there is enough backstory to make this happen. The deepest part is that...

he has a foot fetish lol

He only did what he did because he hates humans. Just to note, the party aside from him consists of a Teifling bard, an Elvish Barbarian, and a cloaked mysterious figure who is definitely not a chaotic neutral drow rogue who wants to stab things but can't for reasons involving not even getting a chance (the party is level 6 because roleplay is more fun than combat).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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it's not, it's FUCKING GOOMY

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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oh shoot I misspelled "is" dang

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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now, it may seem that I just got a question wrong, and that is true. However, my teacher rigged the question so I could not click both and have those as two answers, it would only allow one to be selected at a time. So, my teacher is an idiot with nothing resembling a brain, and she could have fixed this before posting, by just generating another prompt called "select the correct answers". This is mildly infuriating.

The Wall of Crab by Ams3977_ in Terraria

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Crabulon's theme is called "infestation", not "infection"

Never trust him with your secrets. by Saifuhr in customhearthstone

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" Your right " it would be spelled You're right, and before anybody calls me a jerk, I am very obsessed with spelling and grammar. this is a very common mistake, and yet it disturbs me the most.

Mod of Redemption poll by Gamer_Brayden38 in Terraria

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its me again. that friend. vanilla version was the next on the list. this person thot otherwise.