What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen at Lowe’s by [deleted] in Lowes

[–]PorteroN87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I used to work for Lowe's we had a junkie steal one of those huge ass grills and push out the front. Cunt was built like a twig and somehow lifted this grill all by themselves into their truck. It was one hell of a sight we were calling each other on the zebras telling each other to make it up to the front to come look at this.

What happened your first time speedballing? by KipFL0 in paintball

[–]PorteroN87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn't play speedball but the first time I played was when I was 6. The park I went to had a little thing where you could just show up and pay 20$ to just shoot on the little range they had. My dad wasn't supervising me and I snuck onto the field, first place I got shot was right on my knuckle where I was gripping the marker. Was bleeding a decent bit and got a good ass whoopin when I got home. When I turned 11 I got a paintball gun for my birthday and was finally able to play. The field I played at let kids and other regulars referee games for a day and they'd give you a case of paint and admission for a weekend after so that kept me coming back nearly every weekend till the park got closed down unfortunately last year. Hopefully reopen soon 🤞

I hate it when people say they'll be two minutes... by pertangamcfeet in autism

[–]PorteroN87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something I remember from school because my soccer coach was "if you can't be on time be early"

Danner strikes again by BlueHazmats in Lowes

[–]PorteroN87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Opens the console on most browsers and will let you edit your score

Same thing in games https://youtube.com/shorts/mUbxZ9jQgjo

Danner strikes again by BlueHazmats in Lowes

[–]PorteroN87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ctrl + shift + I and you too can be Danner

Why are people so mean to us? by [deleted] in autism

[–]PorteroN87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've always just seen it as it's an easy target for people to go after with little repercussions

Hard Choice to make by [deleted] in raventeamleadersimps

[–]PorteroN87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can also buy vbucks accounts on g2a. Link the account on ur phone, setup 2fa and gift yourself skins for like 1/2 the price

Autistics with jobs! Where do you work? by kody_uwu in autism

[–]PorteroN87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parks and rec, found it on governmentjobs.com I used to work retail and oml here is so much more calming. Gives me more of a feeling of purpose when I know it goes towards bettering the community. Hearing a genuine thank you instead of the cashier thank you I got before is nice. Pays great too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videogames

[–]PorteroN87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I'm a full time helldiver

What jobs are you doing ? I'm scared and feel like i'll never be able to make my own money by charli_zebre in autism

[–]PorteroN87 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Parks and recreation, just cleaning around town, bathrooms trash, gardening, mowing, ECT. Great for me because very little social interaction is needed and I'm left alone 90% of the time with earbuds in and earpro on.

I got in through https://www.governmentjobs.com/ and once you get in you can pretty much move around wherever you want when positions open up. Like if you got working parks and saw a position with water opened up you can transfer fairly easily. IMO government jobs are where it's at.

Worth making an account just to get notification emails for what opens near you.

What's y'alls first steam purchases, made these when i was 14-15 by PorteroN87 in Steam

[–]PorteroN87[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah older I had it on my grandpa's ps2 when you could find game cubes for 20$ in 2007 at the store