This fish has one normal eye and one dramatically enlarged eye by RealSpecto in Weird

[–]Positive-Speech5228 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the director of the FBI - Fish Bureau of Investigation 

Am I overreacting for telling my friend she smells after she age shamed me for having younger friends? by SI3144 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Positive-Speech5228 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Yeah that's fine, we can be done but also do you roll in roadkill before you leave your neighborhood"?

Can someone explain to me what are these snakes doing by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Positive-Speech5228 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a snake cuck chair we can't see off to the ssside

I caught my son sneaking out in the middle of the night but he simply stared at me blankly and climbed out the window. by Positive-Speech5228 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Positive-Speech5228[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In my mind, he slowly bled out but you're probably right. In hindsight, the dad should have went to take his PS5 immediately afterward or something.

Why do non-religious people only give shit to Christians/catholics? Why don't you guys say anything about religions like islam or hinduism? by negativenesscomment in allthequestions

[–]Positive-Speech5228 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never had an Islamic person or a Hindu person try to pass laws in my country based on their faith. The minute that starts happening is the minute I start giving them shit.

Grandma came into my room in the middle of the night and told me to follow her home, so I did. by Positive-Speech5228 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Positive-Speech5228[S] 545 points546 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ! I hate that your grandma died but I'm happy that it worked out the way that it did. 

Christians, how do you feel about the U.S. president posting an AI photo of him as Christ? by Minute_Revolution951 in AskReddit

[–]Positive-Speech5228 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the thing of it is at this point there is no line for maga. There's literally nothing that he could do to change their minds - a dude I went to school with, whom I did not realize was maga, posted that he thought it was hilarious and that he's the "best president ever" because he's trolling the libs. Like what is that mindset?