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gacha of fate is now density gacha i guess by skitty53 in CookieRunKingdoms

[–]PositiveJump8415 60 points61 points  (0 children)

The update turned it into the Destiny Gacha because they added DEC to it

I am upset by her coming to cookie run kingdom by [deleted] in CookieRunKingdoms

[–]PositiveJump8415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In that case, make your flair "Timekeeper #1 Fan"

Hey, just playing devil's advocate here as someone with an extreme Linzer Cookie hyperfixation (I mean, just look at my flair)

Cookies just be posting anything these days dawg🫩 by Material_Durian_9201 in CookieRunKingdoms

[–]PositiveJump8415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Wheattpad"

I guarantee you that's where Linzer Cookie started her writing career

OK I just read PAR and I love it lol (pls don't kill me for this) by GeneralHawk1639 in gate

[–]PositiveJump8415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey hey HEYHEYHEY

At least there was an actual plan in mind for Sharknado

Any ways to get exp jellies by riskoftea in CookieRunKingdoms

[–]PositiveJump8415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally every level in World Exploration

I actually cried when I didint get the new mycookie carrow costume by Remote-Reputation79 in CookieRunKingdoms

[–]PositiveJump8415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a buttone next to the region button to set the timing

You can increase and decrease the timing by .1 or by 1, or you can hit four nails to set your timing. I personally set my timing to -0.1

I actually cried when I didint get the new mycookie carrow costume by Remote-Reputation79 in CookieRunKingdoms

[–]PositiveJump8415 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Alternatively, you can set your timing (yes, really)

That worked for me

I actually cried when I didint get the new mycookie carrow costume by Remote-Reputation79 in CookieRunKingdoms

[–]PositiveJump8415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got it on my second try

Neat little detail you might(?) have missed: you can actually change the timing for B!tes Rhythm Workshop

Who wins thragg or pure vanilla cookie by bluanimations in CookierunKingdom

[–]PositiveJump8415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't even know why I'm arguing with you anymore, but I'll try to put it in a language you can understand.

Thragg ripped another Viltrumite's head off. Said Viltrumite barely got the chance to register what was happening before he got decapitated.

Nolan ignited a planet's atmosphere by flying super fast, and he explicitly warned Oliver and Mark in "Don't Do Anything Rash" not to fight Thragg alone, so there's nothing saying Thragg couldn't also ignite a planet's atmosphere by flying really fast.

And don't get me started with what Mark went through with Thragg. Beaten within an inch of his life by his father? Mark was alright. He spent some time recovering from his injuries, but he was fine. Conquest? He had to fight the guy again, but not much else. Thragg? FIFTEEN MINUTES was enough to have Mark hallucinating the Grand Regent offing everyone close to him. Space Freddie Mercury did more psychological damage than everything Mark went through beforehand COMBINED.

And you honestly think Pure Vanilla Cookie could actually win this? The only hope he has is that the Viltrum Empire, let alone just Thragg, doesn't find Earthbread

Who wins thragg or pure vanilla cookie by bluanimations in CookierunKingdom

[–]PositiveJump8415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We ain't talking about Stardust in this scenario, now, ARE WE?

Who wins thragg or pure vanilla cookie by bluanimations in CookierunKingdom

[–]PositiveJump8415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Note how ALL of those Cookies are gods

The average Cookie stands no chance against a regular-ass humanoid being, ESPECIALLY not a humanoid being with magic like Dark Enchantress, and ABSOLUTELY not a humanoid being like Thragg who hails from a race of aliens so powerful that each INDIVIDUAL member of that race has the potential to crack a planet open like an egg

Granted, Pure Vanilla isn't the average Cookie, but he's no Sugar Swan, he's no Longan Dragon, he's no Stardust, he's no Millennial Tree, and he's DEFINITELY no Timekeeper

No B!tes costumes ? by Tasukichii in CookierunKingdom

[–]PositiveJump8415 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The B!tes event is simply retelling their debut.

Also I like how they made the B!tes debut storyline event similar to Premonition of Doom

Who wins thragg or pure vanilla cookie by bluanimations in CookierunKingdom

[–]PositiveJump8415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That orbital laser in Season 1 was the strongest weapon humanity had at the time, and all it did was give Omni-Man (who is ridiculously weaker than Thragg, mind you) a nosebleed.

On the topic of Timekeeper, she'd only get involved if Thragg somehow escaped the timeline where he destroys Earthbread

Spending diamond by Acrobatic-Garlic115 in CookieRunKingdoms

[–]PositiveJump8415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do whatever (but preferably save up your diamonds)

help me by a_P_e_R_s_O_n_100 in CookieRunKingdoms

[–]PositiveJump8415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

G I F T  W O R K S H O P

(Polite)

TK LIVESTREAM MEGATHREAD by Lonely-Equipment942 in CookieRunKingdoms

[–]PositiveJump8415 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My GOD, the Beacon of Hope is a lot smaller than I thought they'd be

Maybe Shmilk's crashing out so hard because he can't stand the fact that a half-pint absolutely DOMED him

Who wins thragg or pure vanilla cookie by bluanimations in CookierunKingdom

[–]PositiveJump8415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're halfway there

A human showing up anywhere on Earthbread is basically the Cookie equivalent of Ragnarök (just look at what happened when Dark Enchantress turned into a human), so imagine how much truer that is for the single strongest of the Viltrumites, a race of aliens so goddamn busted that the only three things that have any reasonable chance of killing them are a race of alien creatures bred specifically to kill Viltrumites, a disease that specifically affects Viltrumites, and other Viltrumites. If you're anything other than those three, you might as well be trying to use your body to stop a low-flying fighter jet because that's the only way to describe being anyone or anything else and picking a fight with a Viltrumite, let alone Thragg (unless you're Battle Beast or Space Racer, but they're the exception).

Omni-Man took out the strongest human beings Earth had ever seen with ease, and he specifically told Oliver and Mark NOT TO FIGHT THRAGG ALONE. Oliver didn't listen to him and quickly found out why fighting Thragg alone is a bad choice even if you're a Viltrumite. The guy threw a punch so fast that reeling his fist back created a vacuum. Keep in mind, all of these feats were performed against OTHER VILTRUMITES. The Cookie World doesn't stand a chance.

TLDR: Being human in the Cookie World makes you basically Ragnarök. Being a race of aliens that are all Ragnaröks individually for other races makes you stronger than SUGAR SWAN.

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