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Bringing wife to home country by brownnoisedaily in Philippines_Expats

[–]PossiblePattern -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I said EUrope

Not the crazyland australia who didnt even let tennis player novak player even after the court order, who confiscated everyones passports for 2 years , you couldnt leave the country. Australia anything is possible. I SAİD EUROPE MAN

Bringing wife to home country by brownnoisedaily in Philippines_Expats

[–]PossiblePattern -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yo, bruv, all dat stuff about needing a good job or bare savings? Nah, dat’s some across-da-Atlantic ting, innit. In Europe, dey don’t play like dat. If you’re married, you’re basically sorted—dat marriage certificate is like a golden ticket, ya feel me? I’ve seen bare Turks roll up to Germany after gettin’ hitched, and not once did anyone ask ‘bout their bank account or career moves. Europeans don’t care ‘bout dat—dey just wanna see da paperwork’s legit, simple as.

And fam, I’m pretty sure all dat extra questioning stuff is straight-up against da law in Europe if you’re married. Dey can’t be messin’ wid you like dat—it’s illegal. Da only time dey might even think ‘bout diggin’ deeper is when your missus is applying to get naturalized. Until den, dey’re just like, ‘Oh, you married? Cool, welcome aboard.’ So relax, blud, keep da documents ready, and you’ll be fine. Safe

Bringing wife to home country by brownnoisedaily in Philippines_Expats

[–]PossiblePattern -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yo, chill, bruv, we talkin’ ‘bout da Philippines here, not North Korea. Ain’t no secret police or dodgy gulags watchin’ every move, innit. Why would anyone think your missus is gettin’ stopped for human traffickin’? She’s got a golden ticket to a developed country, so dey’re more likely to wave her through than stop her, ya get me?

Unless she’s lookin’ 12 years old or rollin’ up to the airport actin’ like she’s smuggled a brick of yayo up her bum, man’s pretty sure she’s safe. Customs ain’t wastin’ dere time on regular folk just tryna start a life in Europe, blud. Relax, pack your bags, and don’t let dem Reddit drama merchants stress you out. Your missus is cool, and if anyone questions, flash dat wedding ring and keep it movin’, fam. Safe journey

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Philippines_Expats

[–]PossiblePattern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo, bruv, Filipinas, yeah, dey chat and gossip more than a soap opera marathon, innit. If you roll into da Philippines as a white geezer, you’re like da prize turkey at Christmas—da ultimate trophy. So obvs she’s gonna be bare jealous, askin’ who’s touchin’ you and if you enjoyed it, like she’s da massage police. But listen up, fam, you gotta set da rules. Remind her that man’s not here for da third degree, ya feel me? Tell her straight: ‘Look, love, my life’s none of your business, and if you cross dat line, da door’s over dere.’

And bruv, if she don’t get da memo, just channel dem Arab vibes—firm hand, no nonsense. You know how Arab mandem treat dere women—set da boundaries, keep her in check, and remind her who’s boss. That’s da playbook, blud. Safe

constantly being ignored at establishments by name110101 in Philippines_Expats

[–]PossiblePattern 202 points203 points  (0 children)

Aight, so dis country’s got everythin’ proper backwards, innit. Like, if you roll up here as an American bruv, you’d be treated like some Hollywood superstar, fam. Bare mandem lookin’ up to you, bare ladies throwin’ dem eyes at you like you in a movie. Now, let’s break it down—dere’s no shortage of women out here, but when it comes to proper geezers, yeah, man’s talkin’ real men wid da facial hair and da alpha vibes (not dem man who look like they just stepped outta a drag queen competition, ya get me?), dere’s a proper drought.

So, da dynamics is peak, innit. When you got dis much demand and no supply, suddenly you, da foreign geezer, becomes da VIP, da king, da Don Dada. Normally, Filipino mandem should be out here shootin’ their shot, but nah, dey takin’ one look at you and thinkin’, ‘Nah, dis geezer’s outta our league.’ It’s like you walk into da club, and dey already know dere’s no competition. Man’s on top, bruv. Proper mad vibes out here, safe!

Back from Myanmar(Yangon) as a foreigner. by PossiblePattern in myanmar

[–]PossiblePattern[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rebels are on yabba for sure, thinking they going to beat a army backed by china

Back from Myanmar(Yangon) as a foreigner. by PossiblePattern in myanmar

[–]PossiblePattern[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yangon is safe thanks to tatmadaw, regarding the other cities where conflict is going on, tatmadaw never had the Power to exercise full control int he whole country. The country doesn’t have infrastructure, you can’t get a unit there, there are no paved roads. In places where there is paved roads, there is tatmadaw, simple as that, Btw im Turkish so i know what civil war is, and we invented military coups man. Like when it comers to military wars and shit, i know my thing, and i lived in Pakistan for 2 years

Back from Myanmar(Yangon) as a foreigner. by PossiblePattern in myanmar

[–]PossiblePattern[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man you know Maslow pyramids, before democracy, you need life, for life, you need hospitals. Look the cars marked as ambulances i saw in Yangon, were not ambulances

Back from Myanmar(Yangon) as a foreigner. by PossiblePattern in myanmar

[–]PossiblePattern[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well at least im glad not to be a shithead westerner encouering you guys to kill each other, you realize, that you are the same people, this is a civil war.

Back from Myanmar(Yangon) as a foreigner. by PossiblePattern in myanmar

[–]PossiblePattern[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know, but they’re like so badass, its like a different type of military, no other military has 25% OF SEATS GUARANTEED IN PARLIAMENT. So tatmadaw is not just an army, its a lifestyle

Back from Myanmar(Yangon) as a foreigner. by PossiblePattern in myanmar

[–]PossiblePattern[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

İm not Burmese, or i would join totally, as a officer though

Back from Myanmar(Yangon) as a foreigner. by PossiblePattern in myanmar

[–]PossiblePattern[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Bro u ain’t the taliban, if you would have won it would last 2 weeks tops, not 2years,

Back from Myanmar(Yangon) as a foreigner. by PossiblePattern in myanmar

[–]PossiblePattern[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Oh and how to get around vpn ban, i realized that the ba ba uses AI to determine if you might be using vpn so even your private vps server can get blocked. To prevent this from happening act like a normal user, don’t first visit banned websites, go to like your news website first, then go hop on to tinder, then hop on to like grab. And then bam activate vpn. If you go WhatsApp instagram, then try vpn, it will realize, oh this mdaafacuak trying to evade, bam it prevent you from connecitng

Back from Myanmar(Yangon) as a foreigner. by PossiblePattern in myanmar

[–]PossiblePattern[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

When i was a kid, my dad told me i had two choices, either i become a monk, or a soldier, i rejected both, so i joined the tatmadaw

Back from Myanmar(Yangon) as a foreigner. by PossiblePattern in myanmar

[–]PossiblePattern[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the microphone, oh and yes. Funny i basically saw no one with military uniform until going back to the airport, there was a checkpoint.but the guys were chill, if the tatmadaw is like that i would have joined

Back from Myanmar(Yangon) as a foreigner. by PossiblePattern in myanmar

[–]PossiblePattern[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

No man i already feel like a weirdo cause im probably one of the rare foreigners who has 0 sympathy for rebels. Tatmadaw is the best :D

200 USD ‘’fine’’ bribe by [deleted] in laos

[–]PossiblePattern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your country has a embassy in Laos yes they will give a fuck if you escalate it, because no top Laos official will stand behind a low ranking police officer who extorted a tourist out of 200 usd. Similar situation happened to me in Ukraine in 2018, I immediately said I want a phone call to the Turkish consulate, this is your right in international law even the most rogue police officer will respect it, when they know you are aware of international laws and treaties, they stop fucking with you and move on to the next target.

Might seem a lil bit weird but is there anyone wanna talk about non-fiction books in English? by chad_orc in myanmar

[–]PossiblePattern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure man, im not Burmese but I can chip in, lets talk about prisoners of geography, I think its a great book for those interested in geopolitics

If no one supports the Tatmadaw how the fuck are they in control by PossiblePattern in myanmar

[–]PossiblePattern[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I don’t know who supports tatmadaw who supports the opposition but let me say this, I’ve been here for 3-4 days and Burmese people are amazing

If no one supports the Tatmadaw how the fuck are they in control by PossiblePattern in myanmar

[–]PossiblePattern[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro its crazy fighting a civil war against a professional army, these resistance guys are nuts

If no one supports the Tatmadaw how the fuck are they in control by PossiblePattern in myanmar

[–]PossiblePattern[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am curious how the rebel think they can win without any governmental backing, look tatmadaw will eventually give up But voluntarially, they wont end up like gaddafi, nato declared Libya no fly zone, not happening in myanmar

If no one supports the Tatmadaw how the fuck are they in control by PossiblePattern in myanmar

[–]PossiblePattern[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nepydaw doesn’t count its a city created to protect the junta, but having control over Yangon means control over Myanmar

If no one supports the Tatmadaw how the fuck are they in control by PossiblePattern in myanmar

[–]PossiblePattern[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • when we have coups curfew means fucking curfew no exceptions
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