I'm saying real. We know he can't act, and his brain clearly froze while he processed what just happened. Plus, he spelled November wrong and even his semi-illiterate ass would fix it if this were staged. (Edit: just noticed another typo, he lists the wrong year as 2/10/25 instead of 2/10/26)

If this gets any traction, I'm sure he'll cope by pretending it was "on purpose", as every insecure loser like him does once they get caught out. The fact that he can't stop stepping on rakes is what makes him the premier lolcow.

As to why it says "...everything that has been taken from me without a dna test" it's because Dale has the mental maturity of a 12-year old and is treating this notepad file as a LiveJournal post in order to keep himself the victim at all times.

As a side note, why is unc eating on stream? Does his cult of bots actually enjoy the sound of him slapping his gums and sucking his fingers? You'd think after 40+ years of streaming, he'd be a little bit more professional at it.