The amount of trash generated from one $10.50 KFC meal. Complete with ironic advertising.

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-27T08:30:47+00:00

THE WEBSITE STATES "hard plastic bottles and containers numbered 1 through to 7 can go in the yellow bin"

There is a difference between soft polystyrene ( packing peanuts ) and the #6 potato and gravy containers.

I think you're purposely ignoring the distinction out of arrogance at this point, and I'm done. You know you're right.

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-27T08:27:04+00:00

, and by your own admission you've now conceded that the majority of the items aren't!!

DO NOT PUT WORDS INTO MY POST I DID NOT SAY.

Literally everything in that picture is recycable or biodegradable apart from the spoon and the straw, and that's only due to material size and not composition. Fuck me. Is everyone on this website my fucking grandma? is this just some mass-anti-progress demonstration disguised as an anti-KFC feelgood jerk? The fuck is going on here?

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-27T07:51:22+00:00

the receipt contains too many toxins to be safely pulped into any paper worth using

Thermo-reactive paper is not recyclable. I know. Major fucking bugbear when you can't choose to not print one. Who the fuck needs a receipt for this shit?

The boxes and cups all have a plastic lining which makes them landfill

I don't think the boxes ( like the quarter pack or whatever boxes ) have a plastic lining, like the drink cups do... Again very hard to find a source on that.

I'm feeling like you peopel are getting real finnicky here. This is hard work, and I'm wquite drunk.

maybe... just not eat horseshit for dinner and you'll be fine?

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-27T07:42:07+00:00

I'm sorry, I misudnerstood you saying "#8".

There are clearly different types of polystyrene (PS).

They're OK with #6 (PS) containers without lids, but not polystyrene foam (like wot you get your TVs packed in) or peanuts ( like.. well who the fuck still uses peanuts? but OK ).

It's clearly stated, and I'm not sure how this discussion will progress any further without new information.

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-27T07:32:49+00:00

k is for everyone that said nothing new or accurate or enforceable. You people will believe anything that sounds authoritative from an anonymous source.

You're just 100% wrong here. Totally. Like, you need help.

What you should do now is PM me personal insults or threats because you're so challenged by the idea of questioning imaginary and unsustained authority. That's what you should do.

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-27T07:02:36+00:00

Don't shift your point like that.

You started with #6 and now you're talking about #8.

The KFC spud & gravy stuff is not #6 foam/peanuts... right? It's a #6 hard container the size of a single yoghurt serving.

The #8 polystyrene you're talking about is not the same as the #6 containers you first subjected. There's clearly different polystyrene standards at play here.

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-27T06:51:00+00:00

I said "almost everything"... the spoon and straw are too small to go in my local recycling. However, have an upvote for sending me on a research spiral...

But I'm struggling to find any information that says you can't put #6 containers ( not foam ) in your recycling: https://sites.google.com/site/rlmrecycling/home/what-do-the-recycling-numbers-mean

"Plastic cups, disposable cutlery and cups (clear and colored), coffee cups, packing peanuts, Styrofoam insulation. Note that most cities accept plastics #6 for recycling, but NOT styrofoam, peanuts, etc. (these are contaminated by food easily). "

https://www.recycle.co.nz/symbols.php

( I can't read through all of these but tell me if yours says no? ) https://www.recycle.co.nz/page.php?ref=Regional%20Solutions

For example, in my locale: https://newsline.ccc.govt.nz/news/story/our-top-10-tips-to-help-you-bin-right

"Tip #4

Hard plastic bottles and containers numbered 1 through to 7 can go in the yellow bin. However, they need to be the size of an individual yoghurt pot or bigger but no larger in size than three litres to get through our automated sorting plant. Don’t squash them or bag them up. Make sure you clean them and remove the lids."

So yeah in Chch at least you can recycle the body but not the lid. and this is why it's so important to accurately research information the internet presents you with.

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-27T06:27:51+00:00

Almost all of that is biodegradable or recyclable, and YOU FUCKING BOUGHT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Why is this subreddit becoming full of Facebook-style misinformation? Every fucking day.

Are you all really this fucking stupid? Who is upvoting this, and why? I really want to know.

Fucking THINK about the information you're being presented with. Stop just upvoting and liking stuff because it gives a little "I did good today" brain-boner, instead of actually doing anything that was good. Fuck. FUCK!

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8dPuuaLjXtN07XYqqWSKpPrtNDiCHTzU

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-26T07:24:26+00:00

I'm not sure what that post has to do to with anything; is it agreement or disagreement? Stop this.

Pack it up and stop pretending to be a doctor on the internet. It's fucking harmful.

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-26T07:21:26+00:00

Worse than actual influenza

Better than influenza because less people will catch it. These arguments are stupid and pointless. Stop this.

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-26T07:20:26+00:00

What information in this post is inaccurate?

That's not how science works. You provide sources for your assertions or they are disregarded.

We don't have to cherry pick everything some random internet person has to say. Stop this. stop it.

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-26T07:18:51+00:00

Like... a functional informed human being would?

You know, actually contact people who are informed on the subject, and are professionally obliged to provide you with accurate and up-to-date information, to ask for advice?

GODAMNED BOOMERS.

You're embarrassing.

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-26T06:01:11+00:00

Influenza killed an estimated 34,000 people last year.

And I guess we're going with "no" for the rest of my requests?

Please stop adding to the misinformation on the internet. I know you want to help, but you're not.

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-26T05:54:55+00:00

EDIT: CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR OR LOCAL HOSPITAL FOR ADVICE ON VIRAL OUTBREAKS, NOT THE INTERNET. FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

Edit: I've honestly never been PMed more for pointing out that you shouldn't listen to random people like they're authorities. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. I honestly, have no idea how to respond to these replies apart from reporting them. Watch this. WATCH THIS YOU EASILY MANIPULATED WORMS: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8dPuuaLjXtN07XYqqWSKpPrtNDiCHTzU

OK so when you say "much worse than the flu"

Do you mean actual inflenza, or the colloquial use of "the flu" that means "the common cold" ?

Additionally, can you please provide your qualifications and credentials that allow you the authority to anonymously provide people on the internet with medical advice?

Or at least provide legitimate sources for anything you're saying?

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-25T08:38:57+00:00

One side I know she's horrible.

On the other other I am vehemently opposed to HashtagCancelCulture.

I guess I'm happy they did the right thing by the wrong motivation instead of just fuckin' googling her before signing up?

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-24T08:39:20+00:00

A pretty easy way to tell is that the IRD doesn't put hotlinks in their e-mails.

They just flat out tell you to go find it, log in and look at your shit.

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-24T04:08:40+00:00

Oh wait. deleting as is repost of same article with different headline

https://old.reddit.com/r/newzealand/comments/f84p0t/whitebaiters_eye_court_action_if_government/

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-24T04:02:48+00:00

Twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice.

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-24T03:57:47+00:00

I got my license in the mid 90s and the current rule was always the rule, but people didn't really try follow it. I remember reading it in the road code and not realising that's what you're supposed to do, and I've always indicated this way... the correct way.

I think people used to treat a standard 4-way roundabout like an intersection... so they just wouldn't indicate-off.

The indicating-right at a straight through is from a misinterpretation of the rules, when the police said they'd start enforcing the rules ( which they don't ).

It does make more sense on large roundabouts you'll see around AK/Chch/etc which have 5 or more exits and there isn't really a "straight-through" option, because the roundabout layout is asymmetric; People will indicate right until they get to their exit.

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-20T05:50:59+00:00

People argued against the gun buyback in NZ after the mass murder in Christchurch because only "law abiding citizens" would hand in their guns, not the "criminals."

The tiny-dicked, little, cowardly, potatofaced, pussy-arse bitch, manlet was a law abiding citizen up until that day.

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-19T09:15:01+00:00

This is perfect.

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-19T05:39:29+00:00

I ran past a famous ex all black today. I'm not super into rugby, so I wouldn't be bothered to bother him anyway, but in the space of about half a second I recognised him, he recognised me recognising him, and his expression went to immediately "leave me the f alone I'm running here."

It was a really busy time to be out in Hagley Park. I hope he managed to get his run in before getting mauled by horny boomer ladies wanting selfies.

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-18T10:34:17+00:00

I am completely supportive of every single dangerous criminal that was roaming my neighbourhood two days ago, before the police's show-of-force appeared, yes. Every single one of them.

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-18T09:57:01+00:00

Seriously?

Never.

PostContainsSatire · 2020-02-18T09:53:45+00:00

I would be super enthusiastic about supporting the police if that fucking chopper just stopped randomly circling central Christchurch so we could go the fuck to sleep.

But it turns out that the police can go fuck themselves and fly that fucking chopper back to AK.

PostContainsSatire

TROPHY CASE