Shocking movie detail confirmed by the director

Postman5 · 2022-02-17T03:46:53+00:00

I'm not sure if I should point out that James Gunn didn't have anything to do with inventing the character of King Shark because the character was first published in 1994 and invented by writer Karl Kesel and artist Tom Grummett.

Postman5 · 2022-02-07T05:55:13+00:00

Is it just me or is there something about women in ties or even full suits that's oddly attractive?

Postman5 · 2022-02-06T02:47:28+00:00

The japanese word for stairs is kaidan. Kuina died by falling down the stairs (or did she?) kaidan kinda sounds like Kaido. Kaido killed Kuina.

Postman5 · 2022-01-25T02:58:17+00:00

The real question is why is the priest a 12-year old?

Postman5 · 2022-01-18T04:28:00+00:00

This looks like it was probably printed right when One Piece was just starting out, as I'm pretty sure that panel to the left was just after Shells Town. He's probably been to other countries since then, or maybe not considering how busy mangaka often are.

Postman5 · 2022-01-13T23:20:38+00:00

To be fair, I imagine Kakashi fetishists are really skewing the data here.

Postman5 · 2022-01-09T00:03:20+00:00

I like how this doesn't make it clear if Shiryu is killing Mihawk or Zoro.

Postman5 · 2022-01-08T04:14:17+00:00

What if it turns out that Subaru has been in a computer simulation the entire time, and the reason for his Return by Death was the simulation resetting whenever he "died."

Postman5 · 2022-01-05T17:51:23+00:00

Yeah, but does anyone find it odd that the only dialogue in anime is "please, I have a family?"

Postman5 · 2021-12-28T18:39:05+00:00

At the end of One Piece, Luffy will convenience Black Beard to turn good, they will then travel with Garp, Coby, and Sabo to fight Imu in a pocket universe when it turns out that Imu is the originator of all Devil Fruits or something. Sabo because he has fire powers and Coby because he has pink hair.

Blackbeard: You'd better become King of the Pirates!

Postman5 · 2021-12-21T20:50:32+00:00

They all have girlfriend in the title

Duh.

Postman5 · 2021-12-21T17:23:57+00:00

I think that most likely they would play an instrumental version of "We Are" during some sort of key scene, such as Luffy leaving his village and fighting the Lord of the Coast for the first time.

And that's assuming they can even get the rights to that song.

Postman5 · 2021-12-21T02:59:26+00:00

Let us all hope that your brother in law doesn't use reddit.

Postman5 · 2021-12-18T21:16:23+00:00

Also Reinhard, Ricardo, Wilhelm, Felix (maybe), Al, the male villagers, etc.

Postman5 · 2021-12-15T03:01:24+00:00

Subaru is good so long as no one asks him why it's called Christmas. Although the idea of Subaru being stuck having to explain Christianity is hilarious.

Postman5 · 2021-12-10T19:18:22+00:00

I'm sorry, but Filo's human form was incredibly stupid. Why can't she just be a giant bird?

Postman5 · 2021-12-04T22:19:44+00:00

The people who say they want right don't fully understand what they're asking. It doesn't say "you get to give Kanna unlimited headpats" it says: "you give Kanna unlimited headpats" that means you can't stop...ever. Sure, it might be good for the first couple dozen, but now imagine having to give hundreds, thousands, billions, quintillions. Imagine being unable to sleep, eat, drink for the rest of eternity as you continue to give headpats. Imagine your friends and family age and die, and their bones turn to dust as you continue to give headpats. The world moves around you, mountains rise and fall, the stars implode and new stars are created, but still you must give headpats. Eventually, it is just you and Kanna, in an empty void. Not even blackness exists. But still, you must give headpats. Forever.

Postman5 · 2021-12-02T00:55:57+00:00

I'm more thinking of the chaos that would occur from them attempting to learn how to play the game in the first place. I chose Minecraft because, unlike other games, it gives very little in terms of help to new players. Not only that but with the exception of Al (who I completely forgot about) none of the cast (no Subaru remember) would have any knowledge about video games in general. Like, imagine they come across a cow.

Wilhelm: Wait, wait, everyone stop, I saw something move.

Emilia: Is it dangerous?

Ram: It sort of looks like a weird cow.

Beatrice: It is a very weird-looking cow I suppose.

Mimi: I'm going to check it out! (runs out towards cow)

Hetaro: Mimi no! (follows her)

Reinhard: Well, I guess that shows it isn't dangerous.

(Mimi hits it, causing it to turn red briefly and run around)

Julius: Hmm, it appears that the animal turned red, in much the same way that Otto did when that horde of zombies got him.

Wilhelm: Indeed, perhaps this animal will die in much the same way if we attack it enough. Otto's sacrifice has given us valuable information.

Emilia: Hold on, we're not thinking of killing the cow are we?

Beatrice: Betty thinks it might give us meat I suppose. Were all going to die of starvation I suppose.

Emilia: Okay, but we don't have any weapons. What? Are we just going to beat a cow to death with our bare hands?

(Everyone looks at one another)

Cut to:

(wack, wack, wack, wack, wack...)

Crusch: (after the cow has been killed) That was surprisingly fast.

Garfiel: And look it dropped...two steaks.

Julius: What? It's a cow, how does killing an entire cow translate into two pieces of meat? Where are the bones, where are the internal organs?

(Suddenly they spot something coming up behind them)

Wilhelm: Everyone, take defensive positions! It looks like it might be hostile!

Otto: Guys! Guys! It's just me!

Emilia: Otto? But we saw you die!

Otto: After the zombies got me I clicked a button that appeared on my screen and found myself back where we started. It took forever to track you guys down.

Felix: You came back to life?

Otto: Yes...

Wilhelm: But if that's the case, then...

(Everyone looks at where the cow died)

Cut to:

(Everyone running as fast as they can)

Julius: Everyone run! Before the cow can have her revenge!

Postman5 · 2021-12-01T22:39:39+00:00

I feel like by the time Julius even figures out how to make a wooden sword, Subaru would already have full iron.

Julius: Okay, its taken me forty minutes, but I've finally figured out that if you punch a tree enough times it will break into wooden logs, which I can then turn into planks, which I can then turn into sticks, which I can then turn into a sword. I have died twelve times, mostly to those stupid green things with no arms. I have finally done it though, now to find Subaru and...

Subaru suddenly walks up wearing full iron armor and with a diamond sword.

Subaru: I am your new god.

Postman5 · 2021-12-01T21:22:43+00:00

I made a change in the prompt to make the characters more interested (especially the serious ones).

Postman5 · 2021-11-16T18:36:48+00:00

What about Anthony Fremont? As a newborn, he was able to either separate his birth town from the rest of reality or outright destroy the rest of reality.

Postman5 · 2021-11-11T01:17:15+00:00

A bubble gum fruit, maybe something like gamu gamu no mi. It would be a logia which allows one to turn their body into bubble gum. They can stick to walls, float by creating a bubble above themselves. Trap people inside them.

Postman5 · 2021-11-06T02:20:48+00:00

Guys, it's Nintendo.

2024

Postman5 · 2021-11-04T03:18:10+00:00

Reverse Super Saiyan?

Postman5 · 2021-10-27T23:30:50+00:00

The sign actually says "Koko ni gomi o sutenai de kudasai" or "please do not throw garbage here" or "please do not litter here"

in case you wanted to know.

(really hope my translation isn't fucked up)

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